#dbh ben

[tartrazeen]

I'm in love with Deviant!Connor sticking to his pencil-pushing personality 90% of the time, because it makes the 10% of times where he snaps from that so much funnier.

Imagine:

Connor's been trying to explain a really simple concept to someone. Let's say it's to Gavin. Everyone do the standard "Connor works at the DPD post-revolution and we don't talk about how messed up that is 'cause it's cute uwu" setting. They're in the kitchen, coffee machine's broken, go.

Gavin: Just fix the coffee.

Connor: 🟡 I can't reach it.

Gavin: You're a fucking android. Move your legs.

Connor: 🟡 The problem isn't proximity. There's no available connection to it.

Gavin: So get a VPN? Idiot.

Connor: 🔴 Again, the problem isn't my location. It isn't accepting connections from anywhere.

Gavin: Wow, so even the coffee machines don't like you. How is it now, feeling you having zero fucking friends?

Connor: 🟡 It isn't working for you either.

Gavin: Yeah, but I'm not related to it.

Connor: 🟡

Gavin: All right, get out'f my way. I'll go outside, using my human legs to fix your problem.

Connor: 🔴 I didn't break it, and I don't drink coffee -

Gavin: Shut up, Connor - fuck. Hey, someone find this calculator's mute button!

Connor: 🔴

Connor: 🔴

Ben:

Connor: 🔴

Ben: ... Hey, Connor.

Connor: 🔴 Hey Detective.

Ben:

Connor: 🔴

Ben: ... You okay?

Connor: 🔴 I think so.

Ben:

Connor: 🔴

Ben: Well, good.

Connor: 🔴

Ben:

Connor: 🟡 The coffee machine is broken.

Ben: Aww. Yes, I heard. So did... everyone.

Connor: 🟡

Ben: ... Do you... know what's wrong with it?

Connor: 🟡 Component E108-TG674.

Ben: Ah.

Connor: 🟡

Ben: So we're throwing this out?

Connor: 🟡 You can fix it, if someone orders the part.

Ben: I see.

Connor: 🟡

Ben: Well. Since you know the part...

Connor: 🟡

Ben: ... can you order it?

Connor: 🔵 Actually, I can order part R1082-CL807, Detective.

Ben: What's that?

Connor: 🔵 My ass.

Ben:

Connor: 🔵 Figured you could eat that instead.

Ben:

Connor: 🔵

Ben:

Connor: 🔵

Ben: I'll - just...

Connor: 🔵

Ben: ... give a ring to IT myself.

Connor: 🔵 Yeah you do that.

Ben:

Connor: 🔴 I'm going to go to the archive and Blair Witch in there for an hour.

Ben:

Connor: 🟡 Don't tell Hank. He hates when I'm Blair Witching in empty rooms.

[yayen-chan]

I'm gonna be weird coz I had 2 hrs of sleep and running on something equivalent to 4 cups of coffee.

Describing DPD peeps natural scent

Hank Anderson: Baby Powder. A soft, gentle scent that isn't suffocating like you buried your nose in the powder.

Connor: Floral, a softer scent of Jasmine.

Gavin Reed: Smoky chocolate scent almost like cinnamon.

Nines: Soap. Clean scent. Like the white safeguard soap.

Sixty: Mall perfume. Smells artificial. You know when you go to a mall and you smell that mall smell? That's it.

Allen: Nature, like the scent of the forest in the early morning.

Tina: Strawberries. Light and sweet.

Chris: Baby Milk mixed with the subtle scent of baby powder

Fowler: Smoky coffee smell.

Ben: Soft scent of oranges.

[bunshr00m]

enough about gavin being a "short king" lets talk about ben and chris who are 5'4 and 5'6 respectively. gavin would so make fun of them

"hey chris congrats on the new kid, but with your genes you'll have to crush any dreams he has of being a basketball player *snort*"

[kissoflightning]

Happy Birthday Ben Collins!

Ben Collins was born September 12, 1989. He would be turning 35 today!

[spacemonolith]

I'm finally allowed to share my piece for the SIXTY ZINE ~ 😊

Sixty is a kirin and Ben is a priest/sage bringing him some offerings but Sixty's more interested in Ben~💙

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[pewter-yellows]

based off of the comic that @coolfrogdude made, and the original thread by @pukicho and several others

(lag is bad, lmk if the @s didn’t шorк)

(rachel is @detective-with-one-arm’s oc)

[if someone could add an image description that would b very nice, i’m a bit caught up rn, pIs + ty]

[opossum-with-a-pencil]

For @connor-sent-by-cyberlife ‘s prompt Joy and Grief