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monster of the week mystery where they’re trying to figure out strange going ons at a ren faire and have to deal with the type of people you find at a ren faire

probablyfunrpgideas

They say one of the knights never loses a duel, and never removes their kettle helm. Even in the heat of the day, in the brightest sunshine, the knight is completely protected from the light.

They say one of the troubadours is so good with her mandolin, people will forget the rest of the faire and listen for hours. Audiences sometimes fall asleep at the performance and awaken feeling like something is… missing.

They say the turkey legs are all from a single monstrous turkey that lives in the maintenance tunnels. Sounds of its gurgling and gobbling echo from ventilation grates in the ground.

Idea: A renaissance faire is a great place to have mysteries in your monster of the week campaign! You can have a limited number of monsters and challenge the PCs to find all the weirdness at this traveling faire before the season ends. Maybe a new PC joins, a normal (or otherwise) worker at the faire! Will they stick around when the trouble is over and it’s time to pack up the pavilions?

tartrazeen

This is like those "Cupid Doesn't Flip Pancakes" books that those kids were always dealing with

kiwipineappleparasol

And she wasn’t even Purple .

♠︎ I'm posting Deltarune Fanart twice a week up until Chapter 5's release! ♠︎

tartrazeen

UMMMMMMMM.

... Do King and Tenna know about the prophecy...?

Like I'm sure they don't, but is the emphasis on trapping them to keep Suzie (and the others) from fufilling whatever the prophecy says they'll do?

elismor

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

elismor

These tags are the best tags ever:

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

nyansense-the-nyanbinary

via @tolkienaboutit THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING

Make no mistake I adore this post but he did not pay for that boy. He wrote him up as gambling winnings. That’s probably worse.

tobiasdrake

“Not only have I returned, but I also acquired this small child while on assignment.” ~Normal, expected of the Jedi Order

“Don’t worry, he’s tax-deductible.” ~Wait. Qui-Gon. What did you do?

sarkos

W-2G with “Boy” in the amount

silvandar

It’s called “personal expenses”, Harold

mariahjade2

I now want a fic about the day in the life of a Jedi Accountant.

phoenixyfriend

I can offer you a Naboo accountant who has to contact the Jedi after finding discrepancies in the expense report for TPM?

jaytalking

I like the flower man.

deepfrieddeltarunememes

zmpl

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

zmpl

before this post breaches containment and people start going “why not both hehehe” i want you to seriously consider the very long history of disabled people’s existence being pushed aside and/or seen as secondary. i promise you it’s not going to hurt to hold onto the memes and give disabled people space for visibility and celebration.

i say this as a disabled trans person whose trans identity is made front-and-center to the (mainly cis) people who know i’m trans but my identity as a disabled person is brushed off by the very same people.

zmpl

this post has in fact breached containment and even with this disclaimer many of you in the notes are still missing the point. it’s not rescheduling wrath month and/or including disabled people into wrath month it’s about celebrating disability pride month first before anything else.