tartra

jamaican + mi'kmaw = whitebread canadian my Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog site

[semislutera-deactivated20230303]

[analog-autistic]

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

[xvisualtreasure08x]

[tartrazeen]

ohhhh

awkward 😬

[markatoto]

Mario Jumping and saying "Ma" from Super Mario Sunshine

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[the-haiku-bot]

Mario Jumping

and saying “Ma” from Super

Mario Sunshine

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[warcrimesimulator]

[imathers]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[fuglyjeans]

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

[rui-cifer]

yeah it's real fucking convenient to use a bluetooth headphone and have it die on me hour 8 of hiking up a mountain during my job. You know what's 1 less device I have to charge and has never died on me during a hike due to lack of charge? A headphone I just plug directly into my device.

[chinesewednesday]

[twofingerswhiskey]

This is edited with AI.

The couch in the post is likely real, but the pattern has been added on top of an existing image of a couch in Goodwill with AI. Just look at it. Some are similar, but not the same. A characteristic of AI. It also could be a pattern generated with AI and Photoshopped onto the fabric, or a couch ordered with an AI pattern, but it is not real.

[depsidase]

[floralegia]

Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[tartrazeen]

I think they legitimately did this in Rick and Morty

[modernbaseball]

[thoughtsroamguy]

Double the Terrya? Double the cuteness! Human Terrya shows her gargoyle counterpart the magic of water parks!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[tartrazeen]

🤔 I feel like "wholesome" is the wrong word

"Good" news? Yes. "Wholesome" news? ...ionno about that...

They've literally been forced to replicate this site after being censored by the President of the United States, who's more comfortable letting people die than be contradicted.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[tartrazeen]

Fml I don't have a bowl that big

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.