tartra

jamaican + mi'kmaw = whitebread canadian my Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog site

[semislutera-deactivated20230303]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[tartrazeen]

Sorry - wtf was that about yogurt on windowsills?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tartrazeen

[tartrazeen]

What this is telling me is that I have two hang-ups to get over: how much oil I use at a time, and how much butter I use. In both cases, it's never enough.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tartrazeen

[tartrazeen]

👀!! Cooking with pop? Okay, that's pretty new to me. I can do this!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tartrazeen

[tartrazeen]

This is actually killing me

Nona's death will be International Ketchup Spaghetti Day if they don't watch out

[digitalwizard01]

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

[digitalwizard01]

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it

[sealdeg-blog]

my friend's cat

[gothiero]

happy what do tuesday's tuesday

[zvaigzdelasas]

Joe Biden Lookin Fresh

[redchrominance]

"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"

[empress-runner]

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[melonramune]

2026-06-19

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[tartrazeen]

"Where did you catch this Pokémon, exactly?"

"bus stop :D"