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jamaican + mi'kmaw = whitebread canadian my Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog site

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[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[wiittyusername]

It would look like this

[sniffanimal]

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

[abalidoth]

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

[cryptic-forge]

no leaves, but plenty of eyes.

inspired by me spacing out on a long drive & staring at trees. this happened earlier this year, and birches ended up growing leaves before i finished the doll.

all branches & roots are made of metal wire + hot glue, which makes them poseable and also keeps them from snapping.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[bogleech]

if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive

only maybe

no

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[tartrazeen]

I'd like to see her try to get my ass in sand 😤

[vicholas]

YA book set in a fantasy world where, by the time people reach adulthood, they are expected to find their soulmate through a magic song that connects their hearts. Our protagonist, an outcast for lacking the ability to sing, has completely given up on the idea of ever finding her soulmate. But could her mysterious talent for tap dancing be the key not only to love, but also to saving her entire world...?

[tartrazeen]

Gender flipped Happy Feet human AU? :O

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[vague-humanoid]

PlayStation Plus Offers Rare 50% Discount to Users Quitting - PlayStation LifeStyle

PlayStation Plus Offers Rare 50% Discount to Users Quitting - PlayStation LifeStyle

Sony Interactive Entertainment is offering an extremely rare 50% discount on PlayStation Plus subscriptions to select users.

Yhw cancelations have em worried

[yiddishfisting]

i do understand how impossible it would be to get everyone in the uk air conditioning Right Now, esp with how the prices are being jacked up and supply is running out quickly, but i think one of the arguments that made the least sense to me was "air conditioning would make the outdoors hotter" like okay well it's already hot out there. and it's hot in your house. with air conditioning it can be less hot in your house, so that you can survive better, instead of like. suffering both ways. idk

[yiddishfisting]

and i do think it's goofy to do this endless tug of war of whether or not america or europe has it worse wrt dealing with extreme weather because we're all fucked lol but also, instead of constantly arguing that it's Evil American Chauvinism to suggest air conditioning - to the point that even other europeans are called american for saying it??? - we could like. start moving toward making air conditioning A Thing. it doesn't have to be right now. idk

[tartrazeen]

it's nothing some yogurt won't fix

[chilewithcarnage]

I don't go here but the subtle whitewashing that non black artists in the wicked fandom be doing with their art really bugs me. Like yes youre not lightening her skin because she's literally green but I see y'all drawing her with straight hair instead of her micro braids and not drawing cynthia erivo's facial features.

[spiced-wine-fic]

The willow woman.

Photo taken by The Henge Shop, Avebury.

[gaywitchybitch]

For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

[sharkcloset]

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer