#dbl b

[soybeantree]

don’t none of y’all lie and say you wouldn’t pay to see a marvel length movie created by bam. 

[soybeantree]

Im Jaebum being extra shamelessly making fun of BamBam is my life. 

[soybeantree]

breakout 

pairing: bambam x reader genre/warning: no warning. CRACK!dbl b. word count: 556 description: based on got7′s ‘out’. a/n: literally chortled when i read this. this is ridiculous. -em

You dress in all black and head out of your apartment at the stroke of midnight. You creep along the streets, staying in the shadows while humming your theme music. Are you being ridiculous? Could you have easily taken a cab to your destination? Yes, but that would ruin the fun. You’ve been planning this kidnapping for weeks, and you intend to make it as dramatic as possible. As you approach Got7’s dormitory, you take out your binoculars and do a quick scan of the perimeter. All clear.

Darting across the last few feet, you reach the back door to the building. You press your back against the door and do another scan. Still clear. You swipe the key card you snatched from Yugyeom earlier that day and gain access to the building. Using the back stairs, you make your way to the boys’ floor. Yugyeom’s card gains you access to the dormitory as well. The living room is pitch black, but you easily make your way to Bambam and Yugyeom’s shared room. You intend to return the stolen card and kidnap your victim in one go.

The boys’ door is unlocked, and you slip into the room. Bambam’s bed is the first one you come to. Using your hands, you feel around until you reach the head of the bed. Thankfully, there is enough light coming through the blinds to illuminate Bambam's face. Ever so carefully, you place your hand over the boys mouth. He wakes up immediately and begins to squirm. “Shh! You’ll wake up Yugy!” You whisper glancing over at the maknae’s bed.

He mumbles your name against your hand, and you grin down at him, even if he can’t see it. “I’m kidnapping you. Now be quiet as I gag you and tie your hands and feet.” You take your hand off his mouth.

“What?” He whispers. You shush him again.

“I have been planning this for weeks. Now cooperate.”

“Why can’t I just come with you? Why do you have to tie me up?”

“Why is everybody whispering?”

“Go back to bed Yugyeom.” You whisper to the intruder of your kidnapping. 

“Why are you here?”

“Yugyeom bed. Bambam give me your hands so I can tie them.” 

Bambam stands up instead. “You’re being ridiculous. I’m going to put on my shoes.”

“Why do you have to ruin my fun?”

“What is going on?” Yugyeom interrupts again.

“I’m getting kidnapped. I don’t know why.”

“Because you look like you’ll suffocate and die if you don’t get a chance to be Bambam the man instead of Bambam the idol.” Bambam stops in front of you, and you can tell your words have taken him by surprise. He doesn’t argue though. 

“Just go back to sleep Yugyeom. I promise I’ll be back by tomorrow.” Yugyeom grumbles something, and you can hear him turn over and pull his covers over him.

“Are you ready?” You ask.

“I’m ready.” He replies. You grin and place your hands on his shoulders. You slowly glide them down his body. “What are you do-” But he doesn’t get to finish his statement. Your hands find his waits, and you pick him up and throw him over your shoulder.

“You really weigh nothing. We’re 2 out, Yugyeom.” You announce as you carry your victim out of the room.