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[soybeantree]

don’t none of y’all lie and say you wouldn’t pay to see a marvel length movie created by bam. 

[gettoknowkiribaku-blog]

... that one headcanon where Kirishima speaks more than one language

//... so like I’ve been posting headcanons for Bakugou, and I decided it’s time to present you all with my Kirishima headcanons.. so have fun. Haha! //

Right, what if...

Kirishima is not really good with numbers.

He doesn’t even know art.

Language is his strongest point though (and by extension, memorization).

Kirishima is MULTILINGUAL.

(You think it’s cool)

(It is not)

(Kirishima is confused most of the time)

(So are the people around him)

(Except Bakugou, he thinks everything is hilarious)

(SAVE THEM)

Because one moment Kirishima’s speaking in Japanese, and next he’s ranting in German

(It usually happens when he’s super frustrated at something)

(Like SUPER frustrated)

“Uhm? Kirishima-kun… what language is that?”

Kirishima realizes that he’s no longer speaking in Japanese and apologizes

in Dutch

Kirishima tried to correct himself

and now he’s speaking Russian

(Bakugou actually APOLOGIZES for him… sort of)

(“He fucking does that all the time. Last time he asked a Japanese man for directions. In KOREAN. It was fucking hilarious!”)

(“Oh my god, Bakugou. STOP.”)

English?

Fluent as fuck.

(He got those grammar rules down on point)

He speaks Chinese, too.

(Easy to learn, easy to speak according to Kirishima)

What do you mean Latin is a dead language?

It’s very alive when it comes to Kirishima

(He may or may not have written love poems for Bakugou in Latin)

(He’s totally not keeping those poems inside his bedside drawer)

Spanish?

(Oh boy do not make him speak in Spanish. He sounds hot when speaking in Spanish)

(Too hot there are flames all around)

(Do not make him speak in Spanish)

Bakugou is also fluent in French.

So, Kirishima tried to woo him. In French.

(Kirishima serenading Bakugo. In French)

(Bakugou thought he was going to die)

(Because if Kirishima speaking in Spanish was hot, well let’s just say him speaking in French was like hell on earth)

(but in a good way)

(very very good way)

(Kirishima is never allowed to speak French)

(For the sake of Bakugou’s heart)

Kirishima actually didn’t understand it himself, but he’s so good at learning languages.

(He can be fluent in one language in just two weeks)

(Bakugou is shook)

(and maybe just a little bit in love)

(that’s a lie)

(Bakugou’s so fucking ready to get married)

[pugflower]

I would sell a limb for hachiouji matsumi and sekizan takuya

[free-contraceptives-blog]

creys at the ios 5

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