Feb 15
“We Were Told Not to Flush Them”: Residents Blame ‘Systemic Failure’ After 10-Ton Baby Wipe Blob Explodes Into Potomac
POTOMAC RIVER BASIN — In a shocking development that experts are calling “entirely predictable,” thousands of residents who have spent the last decade flushing baby wipes labeled “Do Not Flush” are now demanding accountability after a massive wastewater pipe burst, sending millions of gallons of untreated sewage into the Potomac River. Officials say the rupture was caused by a 10-ton “wipeberg”…
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