#dcc imagine

[simple-dorito]

Donut; our viewers are tanking! Quick think of something to bring them back up?! Preferably now!

You: *points to Carl* take your boxers off right now.

Carl: I think they’ve seen my dick swing in the breeze already.

You: well I’m out of ideas.

Carl: bombs?

Donut; that’s your cliche, it’s expected of you, not anything new.

You: I could blow up shit with my mind?

Donut: I can see why people consider you and Carl to be perfect for each other.

Katia: or we could do something for the highlights and hope that’ll boost our viewers?

You: …

Donut: …

Carl: …

Donut: at least it’s better than a Carl plan.

You: agreed.

Carl: (name)! You’re my partner!

You; *shrugs* I love you honey but we’re not doing a Carl plan.

[simple-dorito]

Carl: my dad would rather have his own kid fear him than love him.

You: my dad would say everyone was wrong, leaves no room for you to argue in, raising his voice just to tell you that you wouldn’t win in an argument against him, verbally chiselling away at your self esteem until there is nothing left.

Donut: you both need therapy.

Carl: too little too late for that

You: the dungeon is one massive rage room

Carl 🤝 reader

Shitty fathers