Hiatus…again

If it’s made by Ai, fuck off. 24, tired, trying and in desperate need of a nap but will be writing at 3am Ask me stuff and call me Orion.

[simple-dorito]

Masterlist

Prompts list list

What I will and won’t do:

Will:

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/comfort or angst/ no comfort

Won’t:

Smut

Non con

Incest

Sexual assault

I will write for:

Dc

Marvel

Dmc

X men

One piece

Wind waker

Hsr

More to come…

[simple-dorito]

A lot of you act as if filtering out shit you don’t like is in the hands of god. Like it’s a tv remote on a coffee table a couple inches away from you, and not in the fucking settings.

Say you’re either a) lazy cunt.

B) stupid cow who just wants something to bitch and moan about, go fuck off to TikTok or something to complain bc all you’re going to get here is being blocked by people sick of this shit. You might as well make your own tag called; ‘I’m too lazy to use the filter tool because my whole personality is to make everyone else as miserable and or rage baited by my unemployed bullshit’

[simple-dorito]

This is a safe place to admit what you like or wish the game would either drop or add to the game.

Let’s be honest with ourselves…is lads becoming boring or you’ve slowly began to loose interest?

Yes

No

Hanging on for dear life on that no.

Got no storage to keep playing the game to make a answer on that tbh

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[simple-dorito]

Wanderer: *walks over to you, sits down and looks about before resting his head on your shoulder*

You: what the fuck is happening-

Wanderer: *takes his head off your shoulder and moves away* you ruined it.

You: *looking baffled* RUINED WHAT?!

[simple-dorito]

Vergil: move.

Dante: this is my seat. Pick another one.

Vergil: but I want the one you’re on, move.

Dante: *leans back on his chair on two legs* no-

Vergil: *uses Yamato to knock the chair to the floor, knocking Dante off, before taking the chair and sitting down*

Dante: (name) help me!

You: nope, this is a sibling matter.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you leave this kind of comment on any fanfic writer’s work or if you think this shit is okay and isn’t the reason more and more writers are choosing not to share their works with your entitled ass for free anymore, you should be ashamed of yourself.

if you suspect a fic is ai and if that bothers you, quietly close the tap and leave the fic. no one forces you to stay.

[simple-dorito]

Wanderer: you’re so stupid it’s honestly funny.

You: so you think I’m funny?

Wanderer: …

Reader when wanderer:

[simple-dorito]

Might be me looking too deep into it but when Steve managed to lift thors hammer by a tiny bit, shows that he’s worthy but has a lot of things to maybe unlearn, baggage that needed to be checked and dealt with, and then and only then would he truly be worthy of wielding the hammer.

Meanwhile Tony was a man who profited off of war and made weapons to kill others, yeah no wonder he couldn’t lift it…no matter how much he atoned for it doesn’t erase the blood, also Natasha kinda knew she couldn’t lift it, Tony should’ve taken a page out of her book ngl…

Characters I tho l who could hypothetically lift it, even by a smidge/ characters I want to be seen as worthy;

Bob Reynolds.

Sam Wilson

T’challa

Adam warlock

Mrs marvel

Peter Parker/ miles morales

Foggy Nelson

[simple-dorito]

It’s funny seeing how fast people will argue with you over a fictional character as though you’ve insulted a family member.

(I saw a post where iroh is being called a war criminal/warmonger and people were MAD. Yet…he was in the fire nation army, he was called the dragon of the west…I fear we’re not listening nor utilising our media literacy here…he’s wise because of the things he’s done and regretted. You don’t get that wise by being born good.)

[simple-dorito]

If you like the show or the book series ‘off campus’

….unfollow me right fucking now.

The author is lesbophobic and misogynistic. I’m not here for her shit and I’m not here for you either.

[simple-dorito]

Vergil shows off his power and skills to you on hunts because it’s a mating ritual for demons, only the strongest get the favour of the mate. Send tweet.

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Supposed ‘dmc fans’ who hate the ndmc show.

Get off your high horse so I can kick your teeth down your throat and curb stomp your head into the ground. (But also thank you for hate watching the show and giving ME season 3, you brain dead parasites)

The anime isn’t an adaptation of the games, I knew that going in, yet you didn’t? Wow, I can tell you didn’t pay attention in school much.

Also here’s a picture of Vergil using a gun in dmc3 for people who want to claim that he doesn’t/ wouldn’t use one, it’s not his main weapon but he HAS USED ONE BEFORE.

The hate towards this show is SOOOOOO FORCED.

[simple-dorito]

Quickly popping out of hiatus to bring about an important thing: Demon head nudges.

Dante -in devil trigger- nudges you with his horned head when he’s needy and wants your attention. Growling when he doesn’t get it, which ends up with him pawing at you.

Vergil nudges you when he senses danger, he wants you out of the way, it’s a protective thing for him and he doesn’t want you getting in the cross fires. He’s strong enough to protect you but trauma is trauma. He’d growl low when you don’t heed his warning, so he pushes you away with his wing or picks you up by his tail and moves you elsewhere. Please listen to the big blue demon he’s trying to keep you alive. Thanks.

Nero nudges you when he worries that you overwhelm yourself with worrying about him, so he nudges you to let you know he okay, that he’s fine and not nearly as hurt as your brain makes it out to be. He purrs against your chest in reassurance, his wings rub against your back soothingly and he’s holding your hand by the pinky.

[simple-dorito]

Last one then I’m going back into hiatus to have myself a 2 month break.

You: you’re a half devil right?

Dante: right.

You; that means you’ll outlive me right?

Dante: …

Vergil; why is Dante sulking in the corner, eating his sundae slowly.

You; I told him that due to yours and his lineage he’ll outlive me.

Dante: *prods at his sundae* stupid devil blood. Can’t even share a coffin with my favourite person now. This is such bullshit.

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[simple-dorito]

You: qiffrey…

Qiffrey: *smiles* how can I help you?

You: can you…can you read this? *holds out a piece of paper*

Qiffrey: *takes it* this is a list of flowers and their meanings and origins darling.

You: yes I like your voice so much that I wanna hear you read about anything at this point.

Qiffrey; you couldn’t sleep again?

Your: no, read to me?

Qiffrey: *kisses your forehead* of course my love.

[simple-dorito]

You: what do we say when we’re stabbed?

Vergil; scum.

Dante: a little to the left.

Nero: that tickles.

You: …nope. Just nope to all of them.