hi there friend, I come with another request: Harley Quinn *grin* *nudge*
Assuming this is Suicide Squad!Harley and not TAS!Harley . . .
who is more likely to hurt the other?: You try to air on the side of caution with Harley. Not only because you know (or rather don’t know) what she’s capable of, but also because you’re aware of her past relationship being extremely unhealthy. However, the effects of her time with Joker have made an impact on how she acts. Sometimes, she may slip up and do something that, at the very least, hurts you emotionally. But for the most part, this doesn’t happen, and most of the emotional pain comes from knowing that she still may sometimes lapse back into her thoughts about him out of sheer habit.
who is emotionally stronger?: Probably you. Harley knows her emotions and may be good at analyzing others’ due to her time as a psychologist, but she’s definitely got some baggage that she’s not addressing or even may be convincing herself that there’s no such baggage to speak of. Either way, her time with Joker has definitely made things inside worse for wear.
who is physically stronger?: Harley. She is canonically a skilled gymnast and that shit takes a lot of upper body strength. Don’t be shocked if she picks you up to twirl you around.
who is more likely to break a bone?: Harley, but even then it’s rare. It’s usually only if she gets too excited that she doesn’t pay attention, or tries an aerial scarf stunt and falls. Or tries to “villain jump.”
who knows best what to say to upset the other?: Harley can be extremely vexing and lacks most of her filter, especially in Suicide Squad. But when it comes to you, she really doesn’t mean to hurt you. She’s just so used to not having to care about what she says or does that it just slips out due to habit. This is no excuse, of course, but only an explanation.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?: Harley will pout and even throw a tantrum, but once she comes to her (few) senses, she’s more likely to approach you. Especially if she’s the one who started it.
who treats who’s wounds more often?: You often have to patch her up after her stunts go wrong or if she’s gotten into a fight. Or at least, you try to. Sometimes she’ll just try to distract you by pulling you into a kiss.
who is in constant need of comfort?: Harley, even though she may not acknowledge it. She may be crazy, but she’s pretty damaged from her abusive relationship and it shows.
who gets more jealous?: Harley. You both know that she’s a very attractive woman and can’t help it when people stare (hell, even while knowing she’s attractive, she doesn’t intentionally mean to draw attention at every little thing she does). But once she’s into someone, she’s devoted to them through thick and thin. Which is why if someone threatens to come between you, she’ll freak out and start planning their demise or will pester them to leave.
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?: If she ever falls back into her old habits, there isn’t a doubt in your mind that Harley would leave you to return back to Joke. And it hurts. But on the other side, Harley also fears you’ll leave her because of who she is, both as a villain and due to her mental state and how problematic it can be for the both of you.
who will propose?: Harley. She may be loopy, but she still desperately wishes for a normal life. And if a normal life means settling down with you and bringing children into the picture and getting a nice little home with a white picket fence, then she’s gonna do it, dagnabbit! … But she’s probably gonna propose in some overdone way. Like paint it on a billboard. Or vandalize Wayne Tower so that everyone will know she loves you just that much. It’s not even necessarily out of malice, she just wants the whole world (or, at least, Gotham) to know how crazy for you she is and that she wants to turn over a new leaf – with you.
who has the most difficult parents?: We don’t know anything about Harley’s parents, so maybe you? However, it’s possible that they’re not really in the picture or weren’t the most affectionate of people, considering how readily willing Harley was to join Joker and how desperately she sought out his love and approval
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?: Assuming that somehow she’s able to walk about freely, it’d be Harley. She’s always gotta be toughing you. The cute thing is, if she’s holding your hand she’ll start swinging it and there’s a lot more bounce in her step.
who hogs the blankets?: Neither. Harley loves cuddling up to you and is satisfied getting warmth from that. Besides, she’s used to not having blankets around due to her time in Belle Reve.
who gets more sad?: Both of you are pretty close. Harley doesn’t like to acknowledge how saddened she is that she let her life get so out of control for someone who only wound up screwing her over. She wants to better her life but she’s terrified that maybe it’s too late for her, and then she’s never get that normal life she wanted, therefore not being able to stay with you. Meanwhile, you feel horrible that Harley’s still in a state of trying to do better but still falling into her old habits. You fear for her, that she’ll one day revert back completely, then leave and you’ll never be able to see her again besides in the news for getting incarcerated or worse.
who is better at cheering the other up?: Actually, it’s you! Harley may make you laugh, but she’s an acquired taste. So seeing her upset makes you feel upset; it’s just not natural. She’s so used to being the silly one that seeing you pull out all the stops on trying to make her laugh just warms her up inside and she’s just gotta smother you in kisses because you’re her lil puddin’ cupcake!
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?: Both of you, but more so Harley. You both love a good laugh, so hearing one causes the both of you to resort to physical approval. Harley more so resorts to slaps because she doesn’t have as much composure and just don’t care to have it: if you find a joke that funny, you ought to show your love for it.
who is more streetwise?: Her time with the Joker definitely opened her eyes a bit more …
who is more wise?: It’s a weird but sensible tie. You have a wiseness about decorum, and Harley is academically wise and good with reading people when she chooses to actually act upon it.
who’s the shyest?: Definitely you. Harley knows no shyness and is big and loud about everything she’s into. Including you. She thinks your shyer attributes are the cutest darn things and she’ll be so outspoken about it that you’ll become ever shyer.
who boasts about the other more?: “Floyd. Hey, Floyd!! Lookit my puddin’ cupcake in this picture!! She fell asleep watchin’ TV with a Hot Pocket on her chest!! Isn’t she the cutest!?” (Seriously, she bombards the rest of the Task Force with photos of you that’s she’s taken with and without your acknowledgement)
who sits on who’s lap?: Harley loves sitting on your lap so she can cuddle up to you and nuzzle your neck.
