Ok Uhhh for the headcannons- john reacting to reader dying their hair ?
i cant believe you’d do me like this bc i just dyed my hair fuck
anyway
john in the 70s would probably be like h u h why have u done that
john in the 80s would be over the heckin moon so imma talk about 80s john
deacy .... as we have discovered .... dYED HIS HAIR BRIGHT FRICKIN RED IN THE 80S so you dying your hair pink out of absolutely nowhere just sends him into heart eye overload
it was probably an accident “it was supposed to be bright red!” and you ended up with a magenta-pink rather than the deep ariel red you were hoping for
strESSFUL for you when you get home and you’re literally wearing a hat with all your hair tucked up into it and cRYING
john comes in and is immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because he has no idea whats the matter but also why are you wearing a hat you dont even wear hats love
and after like ten minutes of coaxing he finally gets the hat off of you
he looks SHOOK as soon as he sees your pink hair like grabbing a fistful of it pretty much and just playing with it for a good long minute before he goes you look like a mermaid .... or something out of a fairy tale
you bLUSH because wow okay that makes it better
“it was supposed to be honey-mist auburn”
“well honey you mis’t auburn big time”
“OH FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW”
he quietly becomes obsessed with your hair like hes always taking pictures of it
or has you lay in a flowery field and puts daisies in there
attempts to braid it
always has a hand in your pretty pink hair
constantly calls you his fairy queen with a big dopey smile
and low and behold a couple months later and you’ve decided to keep the pink the whole time john comes up like i’m gonna try that red that you tried and see if it works for me will you help me pls i love u
so you drag a dining room chair into your bathroom and plop him down and start dyeing his hair for him
its actually the red it was supposed to be for you (the fucker) and it looks adorable on him
you’re all pouty because that was supposed to be you but he just slides his hand into your hair again and kisses your temple
“pink suits you”
but also
the pink fading and you’re like fUCK IT IMMA DYE IT B L U E
deacy immediately goes “well OKAY sleeping beauty”
momentary confusion
“make ..... make it pink .... make it blue .......”
disgustingly large heart eyes