#dead alex

[darewolfdq]

Last one to emerge came out last night and was released this morning. I took the opportunity to take a few glamour shots with Alex before letting him go. 

[deadalex]

Halloween 11th

The mapping of the enemy's movements is going well they seem to have a few consistent hide outs they cluster around. My general has informed me to not initiate them until I finish my map work and they can send reinforcements. On another note the middle child has taught me the grandest of treats! You put a bowl of m&ms in the microwave for 36 seconds and they get all melted on the inside but the outside is still hard and crunchy! I can't wait to get back to base and tell everyone about this, especially cal.

[deadalex]

Halloween 14th

What the hell is this, It is snowing IN OCTOBER. I was out busy mapping the area when out of nowhere it started to snow needless to say I was SHOOK. All those carved pumpkins are gone completely rot away after this cold snap.... I still can't believe that there are Fuck Boys that don't even believe that they are the cause of this and that climate change is false.  

[deadalex]

Halloween 10th

I have started scooping out the rest of the town and have been mortified to find the numerous amounts of Fuck Boys that are in this town. It's seems as tho the farther I get from the residential area I am staying in the more of them I find. I have begun an extensive mapping of their movements and meeting grounds. On a lighter note the humans had to order more candy since I ate all the stuff they had originally ordered, but they only bought 2 bags so I don't think it will last till Halloween.

[deadalex]

Halloween 7th

The human family is going camping and invited me along. I believe that this would be a great opportunity to scoop out the area for any potential enemies, so I am going with them on their camping trip. 

[deadalex]

Halloween 6th

The family of fleshies that have been harboring me have come to call me “Dead Alex” as to differentiate me and there eldest son. I at first found it a tad insulting that I must be the one to have a different name. But i have found that the name has grown on me. The clothes I arrived with have began to smell (most likely having to do with being curled up in a pile of candy wrappers for 2-3 days). The fleshies have offered to let me wear some of their clothes while they wash mine.  I decided on a lovely purple dress that used to belong to the middle child evidently it no longer fits them but they couldn’t bring themselves to see it go. They said that it fits well and looks good on me saying that I should keep it. I must say this is one of the loveliest things I have ever owned. My general has gotten back to me. He says that there are no skeleton bases near my positioning, and that with my luck being as it and finding a family willing to let me stay with them that I should stay where I am and do surveillance this my area. The family that is allowing me to stay with them is for the most part nice the wife is an intelligent fleshie and is a professor at a nearby college the husband likewise also works at the nearby college. If I heard correctly he works with radiation. I find this concerning but the family doesn't seem to bat an eye at it. The youngest son spends most of their time on the computer learning about programming. I believe they have a bright future ahead of them. The middle of the offsprings mood seems to fluctuate often but is all around a good person. They attend the college there parents work at. I am unsure about the eldest son. He cuts himself off form the family most of the day by playing on his computer or locking himself away to work on homework. He is most elusive and seams on edge constantly. He too attends the college his parents work at. 

[deadalex]

Halloween 8th

I am relieved to say the campgrounds are free of any Fuck Boys and we are heading home today. As much as thing trip has been fun I must get back to scooping the town in which I have found myself. I should not rest till all Fuck Boys have been identified and dealt with. I am restless to get back to my “base” and continue my work. But I can not deny how serene it is out here in the woods.

[deadalex]

Halloween 5th

I have arrived at the house of a family of humans. they were most surprised to find me in the cardboard box, thankfully this surprise masked over all the candwrapers that littered the inside of the box. These humans can not understand the language of the skeleton and think that I am mute. I managed to convey across to them my name and the reason for my arrival in there home. They have graciously offered to harbor me in there house and offered me there spare room in the basement. My deployment has gone much better than expected I am thankful I was able to find a house of pro skeleton fleshies. I set up in the room they provided and contacted my general for further instructions letting him know of my current positioning. The eldest son of the household was still asleep when I arrived so I decided to be friendly and greet him. The Interaction did not go as expected. He is unlike the rest of the family and was greatly spooked by my presence. Evidently as it turns out his name is also Alex.