#dead spouse lore

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INTRO POST Updated: 12/2/2025

the dead spouse of @bank-owner-offical bank-owner-offical fan account, basically here to host the funeral and make sure my lovely husband is remembered forever Well! Looks like he's not dead. But i am still, so i guess i should introduce myself if I've gone through all the trouble of revealing my ghost. Name: ???? Pronouns: She/They. Family: @bank-owner-offical is my husband. Ex-Husband?? who knows. currently we're not on amazing terms because he CANNIBALIZED OUR TWO CHILDREN.

ooc: (evil laughter) you cannot stop the bank-owner-offical fandom Mod's pronouns are they/she/he. canonically Dead Spouse is nonbinary. Also open to lore suggestions, i'm trying to flesh out my officalverse characters more (:

[bank-owner-officals-dead-spouse]

Not sorry for eating you btw 😔🙏

— @villain-offical

Y-you what? that was YOU??? Also what???? WHY DID ALL OF MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY DIE TO CANNIBALISM INCLUDING ME? Well, our kids got eaten by HIM so i am post-death divorced from him now. because he ate our children. (points to the singular bone they have left of the children in a weird ghost cabinet). (sighs) oh well. i'm dead, so i guess it's whatever.

ooc: LOL this ask made me laugh for several minutes 😭

[bank-owner-officals-dead-spouse]

tomorrow i bet there'll be a bank-owner-official's-kid

@bank-owner-offical do we have a child????????? my memory is messed up by whatever giant object fell and crushed me to death.

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ooc: should probably make a picrew of them-uhhhh anyways official (offical /silly) design for Dead Spouse. used two picrews since i wanted to do full body too.

this design is now giving me the incredible image of Bank-Owner-Offical being the most generic, boring bank owner man and then going home to his emo nonbinary wife/spouse. "i gotta get home to the wife and kids" and then this is his 'wife'

picrews used btw: something about them | Picrew - つくってあそべる画像メーカー. makowka character maker II | Picrew - The Character Maker & Creator.

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Ooc: i love how @/bank-owner-offical and @/bank-owner-officals-dead-spouse's dynamic is slowly and slowly becoming just 'divorced' /silly

[bank-owner-officals-dead-spouse]

The bitches controlling your husband aren't gonna say shit until you give the fuckers a damn candy bar or some crap

(yes I angy at them let the couple be happy you assholes /affectionate)

A candy bar??? Got it. I'll....spend the next several hours trying to pick one up. Thanks for the help???

(ooc: HAHAHA this was a great ask to wake up to lollll)