#deadly adoption

[bepoets]

Dear Will Ferrell, What in the hell possessed you to star in the made-for-TV Lifetime Film: Deadly Adoption. Now I'm probably one of, if not the, biggest Lifetime fans out there and I will always be the first to admit that every movie is shitty. Poor plot, overused plot devices, crappy casting, and most of the time they are just plain fucked up (See anything in the "Perfect Series" or "Stolen From the Womb"). Here you are a very successful actor. Starred in multiple box office hit films. Millions of people know your name. Yet you still played Robert Benson in the VERY RECENT Lifetime movie: Deadly Adoption. How much did they bribe you son because you could not have possibly made that decision based on interest in the plot. Signed, A very concerned Lifetime movie watcher and Will Ferrell fan.

[lumosfeminism]

This lifetime movie with Will Ferrell and Kristin Wiig is everything I thought it would be.

[angeliicaaschuyler-blog1]

Also, ‘Sully Benson,’ clever... the kid was totally named after Dana Scully and Olivia Benson.  

[angeliicaaschuyler-blog1]

I'm 100% convinced Deadly Adoption is a parody, it has to be. I know it is, it’s the only way. 

[angeliicaaschuyler-blog1]

I just had the biggest ‘Mmm, whatcha say’ moment at the ending of this movie, holy shit. 

[youarebeingridiculous]

and on the third hour Will Ferrell rose from the dead (okay a bullet wound to the arm) to carry his boring wife and face his fear of crossing a pond size lake in his backyard in a shitty motorboat.

*cue music from Dred Pirate Roberts/Wesley scaling the Cliffs of Insanity*

[youarebeingridiculous]

How I imagine Will Ferrell and Kristen Wig’s thought process went when deciding to do this lifetime movie:

[youarebeingridiculous]

I FOUND A BOX OF UNOPENED CHOCOLATES IN THE PANTRY TODAY.  YOU KNOW THE DANGERS OF DIABETIC KETOACIDOSIS