#deadly yapping

[deadlydestroyer]

I GOT A TRUCK!!!

It’s a 2021 RAM 1500

[berry-delly]

What's the point in writing ad scripts when she never goes along with them :(((

[deadlydestroyer]

Hopital

[berry-delly]

Hello? Ro? Haven't heard from you since we got here, you alright?

《 Hey Lilah, sorry for the sudden call, I- uh, actually need to book something- 》

Book somethi- oh- Rowan I'm sorry for your lo-

《 No. No, it's fine, it was..well- 》

Are you alright? You're voice is all weird?

《 *sigh* Delilah, it's for Jess 》

..what-?

《 Jess is dead..and- and it's my fault 》

...sure it is-

《 I'm serious! 》

Listen she- she gets in your head, well...she did, but she messes with your perception of shit, it isn't your fault.

《 ...either way, I need to organise a funeral 》

A funeral? I get that she died but why organise a funeral? Not like anyone'll wanna say goodbye.

《 mean, there's somebody that might? And- it's only fair. Donnie got one, she'll get one 》

It's coming out of your pocket I guess- how'd'you wanna handle this?

[berry-delly]

Unfortunately our services are closed today due to the solstice!

Please don't come anywhere near the shop, somebody will break into tears

Sorry for the inconvenience xx

[berry-delly]

Today unfortunately our show rooms are closed due to personal concerns, you can still come in to book look arounds/ arrangements but they'd have to be sorted another time

[berry-delly]

Do you guy shed on busness? Are ur funerals alergy risks?

No, when you book a funeral with us you won't find a spec of hair on the body, coffin, flowers, venue, etc

We pride ourselves on offering clean, sanitary, and above satisfactory funerals

[berry-delly]

If you died would your funeral be run by your own services?

Probably, mean since I worked here family would probably get a discount-

...do we give family discounts-? I'm just wondering??? Just incase one of us...y'know! Fine!! God-

Maybe.