#deadnotdying

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Skype Adventures! In which Dracula succeeds in making Ariel talk.

Dracula: BECAUSE ARIEL IS DYING OF THE LACK OF AIR

Dracula: OR SALT WATER

Dracula: MAYBE IT'S THE SALT WATER SHE NEEDS

Dracula: LET US THROW A BUCKET OF IT ON HER

Ariel: ...

Dracula: WILL TAKE HER SILENCE AS A CONFIRMATION

Dracula: * THROWS BUCKET AT ARIEL *

Ariel: STOP TAKING MY SILENCE AS CONFIRMATION

Dracula: OH I FORGOT THE WATER

Ariel: jerk

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Skype Adventures! Dracula and Hook discuss Neal Cassidy.

Dracula: BUT HE WILL ALSO STEAL YOUR EMMA HOOK

Dracula: YOU SHOULD KILL HIM

Dracula: I WILL TURN HIM FOR YOU

Hook: NO HE WON'T

Hook: HE UGLY

Hook: ME GORGEOUS

Hook: ME HERO

Hook: HE THIEF

Dracula: YOU THIEF TOO

Dracula: YOU PIRATE THOUGH

Hook: ME GORGEOUS THO

Dracula: PIRATE = GOOD

Dracula: BORING HUMAN = LAME

Hook: THIEF = FAT

Hook: FAT = GAY

Hook: HE GAY

Hook: GAY = FAT

Hook: THEREFORE

Hook: HE FAT

Dracula: WHAT IS HE WHAT IS HE?

Hook: WHAT IS HE

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