COMING TO YAP HERE HEHEHAHHAHA
Why is Wade lowkey the type of person to say "let's go on a date", meaning
He brings you into one of his dumb hero missions and you get nearly killed twice, get to watch him behead three random dudes, lose a limb (or two, if he's feeling extra silly), and expects a kiss afterwards
Or
He actually puts some decent clothes on, fanboys whenever he sees you in fancy clothes, brings you out to dinner or a movie or some other decently romantic thing and then legitimately go crazy in the back of his car (Deadpool and Wolverine type shi, I swear they were getting freaky in that Honda Odyssey, did you SEE how it was shaking)
EHEHEHE HELLO THERE!!! WE PEANUTS STICK TOGETHER!!! 🥜🥜 I LOVE IT!
OH FOR SURE!! The big guy has bills to pay so unfortunately as much as he would love a cat cafe date where you both can eat pastries with cute lil cats around every corner to pet, he has a job to do sometimes 😔😔
Though! If you’re also a hero or have powers, I’m sure he’d love a ‘power couple team up!!’ Then you can savor the victory together!
BUT! If he is able to be out of the suit for a day just for the two of us then definitely fancy clothes on Mr Wilson! He’s gotta look his best for his favorite person >:33
(He doesn’t even need to say anything to me… if he gave me that look in the back seat with that lil ‘Cmere’ finger IM POUNCING
THO no baby knife stabs from me! XDD )