#deadrey.txt

[beyondblackmesa]

AAAAAA KEEP RUNING AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND!!

Deadrey: YOU CAN RUUUN, BRO, BUT YOU CAN’T HIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

[Darnold and Forzen take off in the opposite direction, trying to ignore the fact that the hallways are turning multicoloured.]

[beyondblackmesa]

come out, come out, wherever you are....

[beyondblackmesa]

WHY IS YOUR HEAD TINY WHAT THE FUCK? BRO STOP? DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

Deadrey: what’s the matter, bro? i’m normal.

[INSTABILITY DETECTED.]

Deadrey: NOW C’MERE I NEED TO FINISH KILLING YOU

[beyondblackmesa]

PICASSO BENREY FUCKED UP

Deadrey: nah. i’ll find them.

Deadrey: I KNOW JUST WHERE TO LOOK.

[beyondblackmesa]

Deadrey: oh, yeah. before i forget.

you dropped this.

[Benrey holds out a Beyblade...

The one lost to the potion of cheat!]

Forzen: MYBEYBLADE

[beyondblackmesa]

Oh no. He's found you

Deadrey: no uhhhh benrey isn’t here it’s me. hand

come closer i am a normal hand

[beyondblackmesa]

It feels weird to just leave him behind! Even if he is attacking you! But figure that out later! RUN LIKE HELL BOOTBOY

Deadrey: YEAH MAN YOU AREN’T EVEN GONNA SAY HELLO???

Forzen: HIS HEAD TINY

[beyondblackmesa]

come on, forz! you cant even recognize an old friend?

Deadrey: yeah, man.

c’mere and greet your old pal.

Forzen: not getting GREAT vibes from you right now man