#deadserketss

[ivyguts]

wanna reread strider's edge but then again don't want to break my heart

[ivyguts]

dead-serkets ==> fedorakind

that is all

[ivyguts]

i'm going to change my url to fedorakind i'm going to do it

[ivyguts]

I for one am glad that hussie will stagger the updates and not post it all at once

[ivyguts]

is there some kinda super secret conspiracy on how to make pictures larger than 500pix across look sharper and not compressed becuase damn 

[ivyguts]

The gigapause will end somewhere in october and I happy about that fact

((he won't upd8 all at once yes I WAS SO WORRIED))

[ivyguts]

you know the weirdest memory i've ever had is when i was seven and one of my friends invited me and a few other kids to 'watch him become a man'. He got an egg from his fridge and then put it inbetween his biceps to prove his strength?? and then he crushed it. yolk was everywhere it was seeping down his clothes and onto his legs and all he said was 'i'm a man now'

there was yolk everywhere he wiped his face with the yolky hand (???) and just looked me in the eye and said again 'i'm so strong. I'm a man'

And all the other kids just nodded like this was some kind of ancient masculine ritual that only boys knew about what the fuck

[ivyguts]

Okay i'll do the thing

Can somebody who has never read homestuck 

Please

Try to figure out what is going on