#deadtrolls

[ravenlaguz]

i drew gt’s mega cute gemsona! citrine

[cyberstorage]

do all the texts for shinshiro

fucking idiot children god bless

☠- for an angry text

[To: yoshiro3] WTF WHY DID U CHANGE THE WIFI PW DUDE NOT COOL

[To: yoshiro3] GIVE ME THE FUKEN PW U SHITLORD

[To: yoshiro3] YOU ASSCOUCH

?- for a confused text

[To: yoshiro3] yoshiro3 wat is this

[To: yoshiro3] is this sm kinda fuken hairball or smth

[To: yoshiro3] did u fuken leave a hairball in the shower omfg

!?- for an excited text

[To: yoshiro3] DUDE!!!! ＳＡＩＮＴＳ IS ONLY 10% AWAY FROM BEING TIED WITH MICROSOFT!!1

[To: yoshiro3] THIS IS FUKEN HUGE

[To: yoshiro3] GET UR ASS OVER HERE WERE GETTING SMASHED

[To: yoshiro3] do u even drink. do i even drink. idk we do now

➳- for a fearful text

[To: yoshiro3] yoshriosp4 pelase cal m e

[To: yoshiro3] somermhsg wrong owi thm my othoer rey ei can t 

[To: yoshiro3] yoshir p si can t fu cjkg in see pealse clal m e

✉- for a normal text

[To: yoshiro3] hey can u pick up sme more coffee were out somehow

[To: yoshiro3] we also need shampoo like wtf how do u not own shampoo

[To: yoshiro3] also a new hairbrush i think ur fuken hair ate mine thx :/

☂- for a “are you serious?” text

[To: yoshiro3] PLS TELL ME U DID NOT DO WAT I THINK U DID IN MY BED

[To: yoshiro3] THAT BETTER FUKEN BE COFFEE

✌- for a happy text

[To: yoshiro3] dude holy shit ur coffee is rly good???

[To: yoshiro3] thx again 4 makin me some this mornin

✘- for a text that was meant for someone else

[To: yoshiro3] uetsuji3 cmon help me out here i dont know what ppl like

[To: yoshiro3] i want to get yoshiro3 a good gift for his birthday i was thinking smth like a computer???

[To: yoshiro3] motherfucking shit. im not gettin u a computer

ツ- for an envious text

[To: yoshiro3] ok so i kno u n yanaihara3 are ~in luv~ but tone it down

[To: yoshiro3] i cn hear ur fuken dance parties down the hall ok

[To: yoshiro3] or at least invite me next time :/

✿- for a gossipy text

[To: yoshiro3] omfg ok was that not hilarious tho??

[To: yoshiro3] i cant fuken believe kaneko3 ran into that bookcase lol

[To: yoshiro3] i mean thankfully it didnt fall but

[To: yoshiro3] what an idiot lol he couldve died

❤- for a heartfelt text

[To: yoshiro3] hey yoshiro3?

[To: yoshiro3] thanks for bein my friend ok

[To: yoshiro3] it means a lot to me

[5 min later]

[To: yoshiro3] yoshiro3 pls get me some coffee

[cyberstorage]

mori vs kousuk

oh noooooooooo…

well i mean, kousuke would definitely be the killer here bc >mori

the first thing i thought of off the top of my head was fixing her dinner and including shellfish in it in a disguisable way????? idk how im not a fucking chef but. mori is V allergic to shellfish so. that would be. A thing :( she’d eat it without question too she trusts him and he already told kousuke he’s allergic so nojima-chan would never do anything like that!

[cyberstorage]

SHINSUKE VS YOSHIRO KIMURA, mori vs shizue

answered mori v shizue here!

now for roommates…………….

on one hand i feel your assessment is p accurate but on the other hand: yoshiro hopping himself up on caffeine again and shinsuke being super worried. plus yoshiro has height on the stupid fucker and also has experience with the whole killing thing. 

i… could honestly see it going either way. but hear me out.

yoshiro keeps up with his coffeebinging, even though shinsuke keeps trying to get him to stop. yoshiro thinks. it’s really all he can do, at this point. the voice said yuu was saved. yuu was dead… but he was saved. yuu was SAFE. shinsuke is his friend now. so he should SAVE shinsuke too. 

it happens in their room. yoshiro has a cup of coffee in his hands, and shinsuke asks him how many he’s had. too many. shinsuke gently tries to take the cup from his hands. yoshiro rationally responds by throwing the scalding brew into shinsuke’s face, causing him to screech and fall back off the bed. yoshiro acts swiftly, taking the pillow that had just been behind his head and jumping onto shinsuke and smothering him with it. 

it’s super obvious who did it, of course, but that’s okay.

he’ll be saved too.

[prophetesque]

IM GOING TO SHIT DOWN UR CHIMNEY GT

[booksophie]

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[guyfierimpreg]

eriter replied to your post:there is a disheartening lack of portrayals of...

wweh wweh surfs up hinata kun

gt no

[neverendingpuzzlemurders]

eriter said: oh, pepperonis?

NO. NO!! DID YOu EVEN LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE RED SWIRLS. THEY SPIN AROuND. OH MY GOD.