Paper Boi: Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja, an, what's up, man?
Souljia: Paper Boi? What up, brah?
Paper Boi: Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'. Hey, hey, I got weird. I have a super weird question, man.
Souljia: Yeah? What up?
Paper Boi: Um, you heard anything about this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?
Souljia: Are you serious? Of course, I have. I got more "Crank Dat" content on the Internet than anyone. Too much to count. I basically invented YouTube.
Paper Boi: Yeah, definitely.
Souljia: You lucky, man. Lucky you ain't got a bunch of "Crank Dat" videos like me.
Paper Boi: Oh, you know what?This here. Back in the day, man, I did, actually.
Souljia: What? What are you saying, man? You made a "Crank Dat" song?
Paper Boi: Yeah, man, but... I ain't call it that. I called it the"Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron." You know what I'm saying? -Souljia: Pap what?! That was you? Yo, you gotta skip town just like me then.
Paper Boi: Wait, you serious?
Souljia: If I were you, I'd be on the way to my safe farm right now.
Paper Boi: Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm?
Souljia: A farm that's safe.If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. You know..."Like a good playa, safe farm is there."
Paper Boi: Souljia, what are you talking about?
Souljia: I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em. Look, you are not safe, man. I don't care who you are; you got a "Crank Dat" video out there; you better watch your back. I gotta go.
Paper Boi: But...











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