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#dear uterus #NOT today #you dont get to start this bullshit today #i refuse! youre not allowed! shoo!#ignore this #tmi

check tags if you want to see pain dhasjkdhkas

painkillers pls

i beg

#dear uterus #THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I DONT HAVE TO WORRY BUT GODDAMMIT #how to unsubscribe from the bloody ads #i have to wait for a few hours before i can get more painkillers but deargod i don't think i can survive for that long without throwing up #AND I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO START #I KNEW IT #I HAD A FEELING #BUT I IGNORED MY GUT FEELING AND NOW THE PLACE BENEATH MY GUT IS KILLING ME

Y’all, Taylor has me about to drop $50 on a damn cake for no reason.

#plus shipping god knows how much that is #but it looks SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS #maybe its my period talking/controlling my wallet #why does this always happen #dear uterus #can you maybe get some cheaper taste #we’re on a hershey budget like damn #taylor swift #taylorswift

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#widow ooc (Cat speaks)#dear uterus #yes i got upset today #sorry #but please stop so my iud will stop fighting with you #because i am caught in the middle #tmi

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

Dear Uterus, I provide you nutrients at all times, satisfy most of your cravings, supply warmth and am at your disposal when you decide to get frisky. Why on earth are you trying to kill your host?! What do you think happens when you make me nauseated? Do you feel that your cravings will still be satisfied? What do you think will happen when you pre-cramp? Do you feel like the rest of me will be in the mood to get frisky?!?!?!? Generally. Just why. Ms S BOI

#dear uterus #rant #short reads #why

I reblogged these posts and when I saw them together like this on my dash, they seemed related.

#dear uterus #chill dude #uninstall please #pms #my dash did a thing #period #cramps #uterus

wow i almost made it through a whole period without crying

#dear uterus #thanks a lot bitch

dear uterus, i caught onto you before you could ruin any fabrics with your shenanigans me: 1 uterus: 0

#dear uterus #witcha bitch ass #let's not be dramatic this week #just get on with the clean up #and be on your way

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