#dearblankpleaseblank

[lalalinka]

Dear me,

I do not need any more tragic gay ships in my life.

Sincerely,

Also me

[theroguequeenaniki]

Are you truly a millennial if you DIDN'T read (or even submit to) MLIA, FML, and/or DearBlankPleaseBlank? Bonus Millennial points if you read them on your flip or slider phone secretly in class (when you weren't reading fanfiction of course).

[punchline-before-the-joke]

This is so perfect in every way. XD

[missbalaban]

Dearblankpleaseblank.com: Reasonable requests to an unreasonable world.

Unutulmaması gereken değerler kuşağında bu dakika

[thatonequeerkidd]

Dear Ag construction teacher, thank you for allowing me out of standing aorund the shop to "Work on a project" for my AP class, giving me the chance to watch Robin Hood Men in Tights instead.  Sincerely,  A very happy student. 

[ginnyweaslie-blog]

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...

Sincerely, the Titanic.

[autumnsleep]

[alwayslistentoninjas-blog]

Dear World, Unless you are an 8 year old writing about unicorns and rainbows, Comic Sans is not the way to go. Sincerely, the civilised part of the Internet.