Mary x Caradoc! :D
send me a brotp and i’ll tell you:
who steals french fries off the other’s plate ➡ mary;; tbh she says she’s not hungry then caradoc’s food arrives and suddenly half it is gone
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple ➡ mary;; she’s all about that hand-holding, air kiss life
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail ➡ caradoc;; he’s such a stellar guy he’d have no qualms
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues ➡ caradoc;; because mary has sO MANY PROBLEMS but he’s so good at solving them
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes ➡ mary;; soz caradoc but no pain no gain
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk ➡ mary hogs it and forces caradoc to the bottom
who starts and who wins the pillow fights ➡ caradoc starts them jokingly and mary turns it into ww3
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush ➡ mary doesn’t hold back
