#deardraco;

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Dear Draco, I'm trying to figure out how to come out of the closet. I have it easier than most people, I know my family doesn't have any problems with the lgbt community. But I still find bringing up the subject difficult. My mum is constantly trying to set me up with women and hounding me about when she's going to have grandkids. But she's married off my brothers already and has plenty of grandchildren. I don't think my family will care but I still find myself scarred.

Dear Writer,

                     Just casually mention it. Take it from there.                       Unless you want it to be a big deal. In that                       case, talk to your family what would be the                       most ridiculous way to come out of the closet                       like it's a joke, then actually do it. 

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Dear Draco, i was neglected as a child only to have the Dark Lord as a Father-figure later in life. i went to Azkaban for a bit, escaped, lived under the Imperius curse, escaped again, was your teacher for a bit, then got lobotomised. Have I any hope of happiness? ---- imperixs

Dear Writer, 

                        Not if you ever confront me again.

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Dear Draco, will you ever go to Mars?

Dear Writer, 

                       If this planet continues to make me lose faith in everyone, yeah.

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Dear Draco, So I have this nephew, whose hanging out with the son of this git I knew from school. Biggest prat you'll ever meet. But he won't hear bad about him. It's like he wants me to just forget all barmy crap this bloke did. I'm fine with him being friends with the man's son. But I don't think he should expect me to support him being friendly with one of the biggest prats to ever live. Any advice?

Dear Writer, 

                 Be nice to the prat man unless he's being a prat man.                 People change, believe it or not. Honestly, you're just                 making yourself the bad guy here being all angry and                  shit about what what happened back at school. I mean,                 do you even know who you're talking to right now? I'm                 almost offended you think this man is the biggest prat.                 Obviously, I'm the one with that title so just stop.

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dear draco, how do i stop procrastinating?

Dear Writer, 

                     Set your morals right. Don't tell yourself the lie which                      is 'just 5 more minutes...10 more minutes...an hour.'                      because it's an endless trap. It's all about denial and                      what procrastinators need to know is that they are so                      because they like the stress. They like the challenge.                      They like complaining. It's ridiculous. Face that. If you                      didn't like it, you wouldn't do it.

                      Now, in order to stop, it's a bigger challenge to get past                      It fact, your mind will try and trick you anyway it can. It's                      the classic 'fight or flight' scenario. You convince yourself                      whatever task you are trying to do is so horrible  that there                      is no way to do it easily. Now stop being a pussy and just                       do it. Chances are, it isn't that bad.                        HERE'S THE WORST CASE SCENARIO:                            you're fourteen years old in a tournament that has been                            known to kill people, you're not even supposed to be in                             it, and you wait the week before to prepare yourself to                            fight a dragon and save your best friend from the bottom                             of a mysterious, dangerous lake.

                     Whatever you're doing is probably not that, so go fucking do it.

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Dear Draco, my boyfriend stuck it up my butt. Will I still be able to poop normal?

Dear Writer,

              No. You’ll be clogged up for the rest of your now-short life.

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Dear Draco, what shade of blonde box dye do you buy?

Dear Writer,

                     This is honestly just getting pathetic. I do not dye my hair.                      Why the hell would I use a product that would murder my                      obviously flawless hair? The jealousy that you people can't                      rest with the idea that I'm simply better than you is amusing,                      if not incredibly annoying. I do not buy anything other than                       quality shampoo, conditioner, and hair gel. Is their hair dye                      in that list? No.  I can very much prove this is my natural hair                       colour, you raging imbeciles.

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Dear Draco, I really don't want to go to scholl tomorrow because of the annoying assholes. Above all people I think you would understand. How do I deal with them?

Dear Writer,

                     Technically I'm the annoying asshole.                        It's quite simple : ignore & move on.