me: *decides to make a daddy club for the characters in the dearest daddy series*
*baby daddies get together w kids bcoz mommies are out chillin*
ushijima: *seated on one of the couches with his angel baby on his lap with a book on his other hand, sometimes reading, sometimes looking at the others unamused like his child*
sakusa: stop touching my child with your filthy hands *this is directed at atsumu bcoz he's pretty chill and wants to hold a baby bcoz baby mama deprived him of his chance to do so (lol not sorry)*
atsumu: *trying to get sakusa to allow him to carry his daughter bcoz atsuhiro and atsuhiko are ANGELS and are just chillin by themselves*
tendou: ho ho stop crying momzilla will be back soon *rocking crying child back and forth while singing a ridiculous song he came up with on the spot or smth*
futakuchi: stop embarrassing me child and stop running around naked!!
kita: *playing tea party with his princesses*
bokuto: *playing some board game w his kids and pouting after his nth lost*
akaashi: *braiding his step daughter's hair while praising her beautiful coloring skills*
oikawa: *glaring at mattsun* don't listen to him son, your daddy was the best in volleyball!
matsukawa's son: but daddy said uncle ushijima always beats you!
matsukawa: *grinning smugly at oikawa*