I had gotten into Dandadan literally weeks before I discovered Monkey Wrench. And now that my brain has decided it wants to eebie deebie Beebs and Shrike, I am constantly and actively wrestling down and putting my brain in a choke hold to not try making a DanDaDan + Monkey Wrench au.
Like, I'm out here jumping into a ring with a metal chair to take my brain out before it's got time to stand up and mutter any sort of au.
Just power house body slamming that fleshy pink glob of fat and beating it with a spiked baseball bat while saying "NO. BAD BRAIN. N O" every time it goes "buuutt there's aliens in dandadan! Beebs and shrike wouldn't stand out at all if they got eebie deebied there!"
Body slamming my brain into the ground to make it shut up as it says "Shrike would be ECSTATIC over getting to meet real humans! And Okarun would be Beyond excited to learn about the universe the MW duo came from!"
Just suplexing my brain as it tries to make an argument for Why that should totally be a crossover au as I beat it to shit with iron knuckles-