#deathawaitsme

[violentmind-trashbody]

What's it called if you have a dad bod, but you aren't a dad? 🤔

I'm pretty sure it's fat but it's whatevs. Thinking about making this a fat guys (me) NSFW blog. Prolly will chicken out idk

[smartannaa1997love]

Going to Comic con today. With the scary grim ripper. #GetReady #deathawaitsme (at Lincoln, Lincolnshire)

[stephaniehuynher]

Dying

I realize how our life is microscopic to the comparison of this world. When we die, we will die. A simple life not out of the ordinary. We are all waiting here to be left in an abyss.

[therunningram]

I can’t even

So our contract just got ratified today!  Super exciting right!?

NO!  ONLY DEATH AWAITS ME!

So after the rush of making the offer and negotiating, I decided to call verizon up and see what plans they offer.  Guess what?  They offer PHONE SERVICE only.  Eh, maybe comcast?  NOPE!  

A quick google shows that only satellite services are available.  I know what you’re thinking, because I thought it too.  “Satellite internet has been around a while, speeds should be pretty reasonable.”  WRONG!  

Not only are the speeds awful (10Mbps), but they all have data caps.  CAPS!!!  That’s like...what?...I can’t even comprehend.  That means Netflix is nixxed, and my online gaming is out too.  Oh, and they aren’t that cheap either.

Guess I should start wrapping my head around the fact that I’ll be “living” off the grid in just over a month.  It’s been nice knowing everyone.

If anybody has any protips for surviving off the grid (or recommendations for satellite) let me know, because I will need them.

[snowglitch]

I HaVE so mUch ENERGY