For the last post you reblogged: I feel like we overlap so little in terms of fandoms, buuuuut... dial, pittsburgh, and cockslut?? Bonus points for explaining why? lmao
IM LOVE U LMAO
get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: tbh i feel like pittsburgh would be an overachiever and thus able to actually put in the work during projects? tho he is kind of a dumbass sooo he might fuck things up in terms of like actually doing the labs but when it came down to lab reports i feel like he’d be willing to put in his share. i mean this is pure speculation here but like he does say “i can’t believe i’m going to jail on my first day of school” which implies that he’s never gone to jail in a school setting before And that he cares enough about school to be upset and surprised that he’s going to jail there (and that it’s on his first day, so he wouldn’t get to finish the year, which shows that he would want to finish the year u know?) plus he seemed to be working pretty hard during the butler episodes, tho i’d have to go back and look at that montage again to figure out if he’s actually doing the work or if he’s just standing there making peace signs. this is the shoddiest analysis i’ve ever written but im p sure i used up all my analyzing capacities writing my final papers last week so here u go
trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours: cockslut tbh like he’s a douche but i feel like he’d be the most interesting company u know? like dial is sweet but i feel like he’d be a lil awkward and shy in that kinda situation and pittsburgh wouldn’t rly be able to make good conversation either because he’s kinda dumb and says weird shit (which could be entertaining but i digress), whereas cockslut would probably be entertaining at the very least
employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds: dial! i was tempted to put him for the lab partner one but i think out of the three he’d be the best at teaching me things. like it’s obvious that he likes to teach and is good at it, since he’s so dedicated to teaching his brother how to play soccer, and i feel like he’d be very forgiving and good at giving guidance. also he’s just so kind and good and i feel like he’d be the cute nice boss that everyone wants to be friends with. im love dial