#decays-stuff

[decaysayer]

[decaysayer]

[decaysayer]

Insidious little man. Alchemist of animosity and disdain. From the moment I was introduced to the grotesquery of your countenance, I knew. I knew my every waking moment hence would be polluted by the mark of your unmistakable atrociousness. You rotter. You despiseable and skittish limp-witted buffoon.

I wizen in your absence and linger still, quickening with foul hope that I might once again glimpse your lamentable efforts to be a person.

I am bewitched to illustrate and archive it all. I will purchase holographic stickers of it, and bedeck my laptop machine with them. The compulsion to feed you milk and honey, and then to throw you out of the window is overwhelming. I commiserate with your sorrows and revel in your many, many failures. Goblin man. Chicken-ankled miscreant. I will make you a cheesecake.

half of this website, probably