[ deceitful-hero ] ; ( do kano and alcatraz yeeesssss )
OH BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa:
Alcatraz. He’s trying his best
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them:
Hm….maybe Kano??? I don’t know, Alcatraz is really oblivious so he wouldn’t think to do it
Who starts the tickle fights:
Kanooooooooo
Who starts the pillow fights:
Also Kano. (And unlike the tickle fights, where Alcatraz loses quickly, pillow fights get intense. Go hard or go home)
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile:
Kano (It doesn’t help that Alcatraz falls asleep in .05 seconds)
Who mistakes salt for sugar:
Alcatraz. He can’t cook to save his life, please help him
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning:
Hm…maybe Kano?? He knows it won’t wake up Alcatraz so it doesn’t bother him much
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines:
They both do it, but Kano is the one to initiate it and it develops into a cheesy pick up line competition
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order:
Hmm….I don’t think either of them would organize it?? Maybe Alcatraz just called Himalaya and asked her do it once the bookshelf got really unorganized (She is an ex-librarian)
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies:
Alcatraz!! (Stop him)
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion:
Alcatraz (he’s trying so hard to be romantic, but he has to have Kano light them because there’s too much of a chance that he could burn down the house)
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen:
Kano (he probably does it while Alcatraz is reading or sleeping)
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation:
Alcatraz! He wants to get the ones with the names on them, but of course there isn’t any with his name so instead he has a large collection of magnets with names that can be shortened to Al on them, like “Albert” and “Alexander”
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines:
I feel like they’d both get really into filling it out, so there wouldn’t have to be too much convincing
Thank you for sending them in!!! These boys are such nerds I love them