#deciduosdelight

[the-rootpxck]

Root bois, I told my cat to get out of my room, and he tryna square up.

“Well don’t jus’ stand there lookin’ like some garden gnome! Fight ‘im back! Sock ‘im on the nose if you hafta!”

“Or you could jus’ kindly carry ‘im outside… he don’t scratch, don’t he?”