#deckerstar babies

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Not sure about that, Ella, I think the Deckerstar baby is way cuter:) 

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As Chloe’s due date approaches, Lucifer begins to fear that he will not be fit to be a father due to his own relationship with his. It takes Chloe’s complete assurance to bring him some much needed ease.

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Lucifer goes searching for answers on how to deal with a pregnant Chloe from a source that has witnessed this first hand.

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Requested by @custosluna 

While Chloe and Lucifer argue who is worthiest of being John’s first word, the baby surprises them both by saying something very unexpected…

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During a stakeout in which Chloe and Lucifer use the LAPD surveillance van in the midst of a major case, everything goes haywire when the signal suddenly changes to their infant son’s, John’s, nursery monitor--courtesy of Lucifer. 

Needless to say, his partner is less than pleased, as the Ruler of Hell finds himself in need of an Uber and possibly some muscle relaxers for having to sleep on the uncomfortable, living room couch for the night. Hopefully, only for the night.

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Most children (and adults) would be terrified to see a dark figure in their bedroom late at night with eyes glowing red. But if you’re the son of Satan, it’s a happy visit when your dad comes into the nursery to spend time with you because you’re restless. 

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Lucifer as a dad

He often forgets to change his playlist from the baby’s to his own while driving his car and even more frequently than not, sings along and wonders why people give him strange looks at traffic lights

The condoms in his wallet are now replaced to single packet baby wipes

When he’s tired, he grabs the baby’s plastic car keys rather than his own, only realizing it when he tries to unlock the doors

Gets spit up on so often, the stains on his expensive suits don’t even phase him

There are now more baby bottles in the fridge and kitchen than alcohol

Keeps millions of pictures of the baby on his phone and oftens shows them to guests at Lux

Has his own diaper pack (which is a much fancier version than Chloe’s)

Always keeps a spare pacifier or two in his pocket

Takes the baby for walks in the park, connecting with mothers who clearly have a thing for him, but he is only happy to have people to talk about kids with

Refuses to buy jarred baby food when he can make it himself (Chloe keeps a secret stash out of sight so she can use it when Lucifer’s not home and there isn’t any baby food in the fridge)

Buys more stuff for the baby than for himself (especially clothes)

Has at least one pack of diapers in every room in the house, even in Lux (despite Lucifer and Chloe deciding that they would only bring the baby down there if it was absolutely necessary)

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When Lucifer accompanies Chloe to an ultrasound appointment, he acts like...well...Lucifer. Thankfully his detective loves him enough not to rip him a new one. 

(yes, I realize the ultrasound is a baby’s face, but I located what I could)