#dededeadly

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

((Closed rp))

@dededeadly

After the sun rose above the horizon, and Dark Meta hadn't returned to Moonlight Mansion, two hungover knights decided it was time to retrieve their master.

They assumed Dark would still be at Castle Dedede, probably suffering in the King's hands. They didn't really care about the suffering part, they only wanted to bring back the guy who signed their paychecks.

"It's too early in the morning for this" Gatling Knight complained, heaving his heavy gun as the pair walked to the castle.

"It's noon." Snipe replied simply. "We're almost there. I'll go ahead and scout, and you just take your sweet ass time." He playfully saluted before running ahead, finding the same spot he perched the previous knight when he spied on the king destroying dark meta.

Snipe set up his rifle and gazed through the scope. All seemed peaceful. Time to move.

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"Your Majesty!" Gatling yelled, banging his fist on the door. "Open up! We want an audience, I guess!"

There's better ways to word that, Gat. Snipe sighed and face-palmed his helmet.

[darkenedwebs]

@dededeadly​ || continued

 Eyes narrowed after a moment, before he hovered back to give some space. Everything seemed to be normal now. Thank goodness.

   “...How do you feel?”

 There was worry in his voice, in case something was... Leftover with Shadow Dedede, like with himself.

[superdupermothercomputer]

> DIMENSIONAL COILS PRIMED. > POWER REQUIREMENTS MET. > TARGET AT COORDINATES [REDACTED]. > DIMENSIONS CONFIRMED. ADJUSTING SPATIAL FIELD. > READY TO ENGAGE VIRTUAL SPACE TRANSFER. > WILL PROCEED AT YOUR COMMAND, PRESIDENT HALTMANN.

“Engage.”

> ENGAGING...

Time and space both bend aside- The target in question was a certain library, and the area of effect had been calculated to encompass ALL of it, including some of the surrounding landscape. The fabric of the universe is folded, and the entire area is pulled across reality, ending up... Well. Somewhere Dark mind will never find it, at least. Another realm entirely. The same place where Haltmann himself has his home.

> VIRTUAL SPACE TRANSFER SUCCESSFUL.

“Good... While I was hoping to get more done, sometimes the small victories are what count. Tell the Archive staff to start recording the contents of that library, so we can have some backups, should the originals be damaged. Tell them to be very, very careful. We can’t afford to lose any of this knowledge.”

> DONE. WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE?

“Just the usual update.”

> I SHALL HAVE IT UPLOADED TO YOUR PERSONAL COMPUTER WITHIN A COUPLE MINUTES. PERUSE IT AT YOUR LEISURE.