Beyond the Mirror

((RP blog for Dark Meta Knight from the Kirby series, as well as mirror-sword&blade knights, Sniper Knight & Gatling Knight. Sideblog to Edge-lorb-meta-knight. Please read rules and other pages before interacting!)) | Rules | Mun | DMK | Sniper & Gatling Knight |

[edge-lorb-meta-knight]

Hiatus.

((Hello friends, I’m sorry to say this, but I really haven’t been feeling that much into Kirby lately. Hell, I haven’t been feeling like rping at all.

I haven’t had the energy for this blog and I’m also getting into South Park which is probably why I’m not really into Kirby anymore.

Don’t get me wrong, I still love the Kirby series, it’s just that I’m not feeling the hype anymore. Hell, I’m not even that excited for Star Allies.

Im sorry it has to be this way. But hopefully I’ll get back to rp soon. ))

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

Maybe if you weren't so cruel with everyone around and block random people too, at this point you could have someone else to rp with. But since you are a piece of trash with lot of peeps...

((Hahahahaha lmao I know exactly who this is. Literally you’re the only person I’ve blocked, and for good reason. Roleplaying with you would be an act of self-hate! I don’t hate myself *that* much, so good bye 👋))

((Edit: roasting aside, there’s this thing called standards, and feeling safe on my own blog, and that’s why I block people. So I feel safe on MY blogs.))

[susierpt]

3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“I believe you.”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

Starter Call!

((pls interact))

((Like or Reblog this post and I’ll message you about plotting! Keep in mind I am quite selective and I normally dislike threads without a pre-determined plot. Threads will be open for DMK, Sniper Knight, and Gatling Knight!))

[thedevilsbartender-deactivated2]

please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

approve of it

am romanticizing it

have a kink with regard to it

think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villian

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.

[sleepydragnn]

hey guys

[deadlysuggestions]

i’m just tired of people using me and using me and using me and using me

[villainsuggestions]

You see me as bad, but in reality; we’re one and the same

[villainsuggestions]

You say I’m playing the victim, but you should see yourself.

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

If you’re looking for someone who fucks everything up, I’m your guy

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

Gatling Knight quickly stuffed the shards into a small pouche, which he tied to his belt.

Snipe immediately went over to Meta’s body as soon as the dee left. “Sir! Sir, wake up!”

“Mmmmm…. Huhh?” The Knight’s eyes slowly cracked open, Sniper knight being the only thing he saw. His subordinate began to free him from his bonds.

Then came the King’s faux shout.

“We need to leave NOW!” Gatling shouted in panic, rushing to Meta Knight’s side to help Snipe carry him up the stairs.

They ascended and entered the throne room, the pair running as fast as they could with their superior in row. The king looked pissed, at least to Meta Knight.

“Fuck!” Dark’s fear set in, fooled by the act. He thought if Snipe and Gat couldn’t get past Shadede, they would all be shattered.

“We’re getting out of here alive!” Snipe reassured the other, retrieving the syringe out of Meta’s view.

Then stabbed the puff’s back.

Good thing Dark didn’t feel the pinch, thanks to the adrenaline. The swordsman was quick to fall back asleep.

“Phew.” The pair sighed in unison as soon as they were sure Meta was completely unconscious.

The king was already lunging for them with axe in hand, mouth open in a roar. As soon as the knight was unconscious again he relaxed… and cackled. “The look on his face. Ah, if only I could record it for later… oh well.”

“Do ‘take care’ of him for me. Though I do not mind having to break him a little bit… again. Grahahaha. If this keeps the knight tame, I look forward to seeing your progress.”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

Snipe smirked and nodded in agreement. That sure would be a fun video to watch.

"Well," Gatling Knight began, "I am sure we will return here often. Snipe, let's go take this asshole home and fabricate an epic and dramatic tale of how we saved him on the way back."

"Thank you again, your majesty." Sniper bowed to show respect. "We'll be eager to show you our progress in the near future."

[memestockpile]

therapy / talking about trauma / post - trauma starters. feel free to change things as necessary. 

would you like to talk about it?

please tell me what’s bothering you.

hey, are you okay?

i don’t have to know everything. just what you’re comfortable telling me.

i’m your friend. of course i care.

there’s nothing bad about going to therapy.

would you like to try a different approach?

i – i didn’t know that. i’m sorry.

is this helping?

i’ll try not to ask a lot of questions.

i’m always here if you need me.

shh, it’s alright. shh. 

we’re safe now. you’re safe now.

it was just a nightmare.

sweetheart, you have to tell me these things.

you know i’d never judge you for that, right?

i’m worried about you.

is something going on? 

everything you say will just be between you and me.

what method do you prefer?

do you need help falling asleep?

anything i could do to help?

why are you like this?

i understand. 

sweetie, is there something you aren’t telling me? what’s wrong?

let’s get you cleaned up.

this is good. this is important. 

you’re healing, and healing takes time. 

we can do more tomorrow.

how about you get some sleep, hm?

bedtime.

it’s ok not to be ok.

tomorrow is another day.

hey, hey, hey. look at me, look at me. it’s okay.

breath in for seven seconds, exhale for eleven …

do you need some space?

remember, look for things that you can touch. ground yourself.

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

“Perfect.” The knight grinned, turning his heel to return downstairs. “Oh, and all you need to do is pretend like you’re going to attack us when we come out of the cellar.”

Sniper reached behind him, taking a tiny something from his belt. It was a little syringe, custom made as a bullet. “I’ll tranquilize him with this and knock him out before he tries to do anything. All he needs to do is witness your ‘rage’ to appreciate his subordinates more for the successful rescue.” Sniper finally left the king, descending the stairs.

He discussed the plan to Gatling and informed pink Bandana Dee as well. The next step would be to wake up their master.“

“Fine.” He was still hesitant about this, but the king could tell that it was from the scholar-king’s influence. He pushed it aside and steele himself.

Pink nodded. He knew better than to question his king’s orders. If Shadow Dedede had allowed this, it wasn’t his place to object. So, after handing over the missing pieces of DMK’s fingers, the Waddle Dee made himself scarce to keep the cover story up.

“Three. Two. One.” Shadow Dedede exhaled, inhaled, and shouted from above, “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

Gatling Knight quickly stuffed the shards into a small pouche, which he tied to his belt.

Snipe immediately went over to Meta's body as soon as the dee left. "Sir! Sir, wake up!"

"Mmmmm.... Huhh?" The Knight's eyes slowly cracked open, Sniper knight being the only thing he saw. His subordinate began to free him from his bonds.

Then came the King's faux shout.

"We need to leave NOW!" Gatling shouted in panic, rushing to Meta Knight's side to help Snipe carry him up the stairs.

They ascended and entered the throne room, the pair running as fast as they could with their superior in row. The king looked pissed, at least to Meta Knight.

"Fuck!" Dark's fear set in, fooled by the act. He thought if Snipe and Gat couldn't get past Shadede, they would all be shattered.

"We're getting out of here alive!" Snipe reassured the other, retrieving the syringe out of Meta's view.

Then stabbed the puff's back.

Good thing Dark didn't feel the pinch, thanks to the adrenaline. The swordsman was quick to fall back asleep.

"Phew." The pair sighed in unison as soon as they were sure Meta was completely unconscious.

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

As much as Sniper wanted to see Meta Knight suffer sitting in his own filth, he knew there would have to be some help for him. It was just one little step to assist in converting the rash man into an obedient puppet for the younger knights to toy with.

That gave him an idea.

“I’ll be right back. Keep an eye on Sir.” The reptile ordered his friend, ascending the stairs again to speak with the king once again.

“Your majesty, I believe I know what our first action should be. Gatling and I could pretend to ressscue him from your clutches, so we can use that as some sort of favor to manipulate him further down the road. What do you think?”

“Hmph… I will allow it. It will also facilitate some trust, hopefully. After all, Dark Mind did the same for me during the Floralia incident. He rescued me and now I am further indebted to him – despite all he’s done–” 

A cough. “Ahem. Anyway. You are free to pretend to be covert. Make sure you tell Pink before you take off, or he will panic.”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

"Perfect." The knight grinned, turning his heel to return downstairs. "Oh, and all you need to do is pretend like you're going to attack us when we come out of the cellar."

Sniper reached behind him, taking a tiny something from his belt. It was a little syringe, custom made as a bullet. "I'll tranquilize him with this and knock him out before he tries to do anything. All he needs to do is witness your 'rage' to appreciate his subordinates more for the successful rescue." Sniper finally left the king, descending the stairs.

He discussed the plan to Gatling and informed pink Bandana Dee as well. The next step would be to wake up their master."

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

“Thank you.” Gatling politely responded, giving the king a bow of respect. Snipe did the same.

“Well, I’m excited to see the damage. How about you, Gat?” Someone seemed giddy.

“Yeah, me too.” Gatling wasn’t as enthusiastic. He definitely wasn’t a complete sadist like his friend. Only a little sadistic, just a little bit.

The two of them ventured behind the throne to lift the trap door, then descended the steps…

There he was. The master knight, chained up, broken fingers and various types of fluids dried to his short fur. Meta was completely unconscious, yet his breaths were shallow.

“What a mess.” said the shorter knight.

Sniper was first to approach, studying every broken part of his superior’s body. “No, this is fucking amassssing” His grin twisted, that reptile split-tongue flicking out his mouth. “Imagine all the ways we can break him into pieces, glue him back together and watch him beg for mersssy when I-” In the midst of his fantasy, Sniper Knight stopped himself. “Ah, I shouldn’t ramble.”

Well well, it looked like Pink had tagged along. He was already gathering up scattered pieces of glass – he knew how torture got. The little glass Dee used the nearby sink to rinse off the pieces of glass, then wetted down a towel and gently cleaned off Meta Knight as much as he could.

He looked over to the the other two and squeaked, before backing off. Seemed he was going to monitor things, just in case.

If Pink wasn’t mute, he might have warned them that fixing someone after breaking them was pretty hard. Or how the stick had to be used in conjunction with the carrot if torture was going to go anywhere. But alas…

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

As much as Sniper wanted to see Meta Knight suffer sitting in his own filth, he knew there would have to be some help for him. It was just one little step to assist in converting the rash man into an obedient puppet for the younger knights to toy with.

That gave him an idea.

"I'll be right back. Keep an eye on Sir." The reptile ordered his friend, ascending the stairs again to speak with the king once again.

"Your majesty, I believe I know what our first action should be. Gatling and I could pretend to ressscue him from your clutches, so we can use that as some sort of favor to manipulate him further down the road. What do you think?"

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

Gatling was quite intimidated by that statement, knowing Dedede always delivered his vengeance. Snipe, however, remained calm.

“I thought you’d say something like that. But have no worries, your help is so invaluable, so we would never risk tricking you.” Sniper assured. “In other words, we understand completely.”

“If I may interrupt,” Gatling spoke out, stepping forward. “I think we should go see our master.” He turned to his friend. “Just to evaluate his condition and see where we can go from there.”

“…”

The flattest expression on his face crossed for a second when Sniper Knight said that trickery was out of the question. If they were willing to sabotage their direct superior, Shadow Dedede knew that he himself wasn’t out of the question. Of course, Dark Mind would take offense if any such thing happened to himself… so.

“Right. He is in chamber 5-A. Down the stairs to the fifth door on the left.” The king gestured to a trapdoor just behind the throne. “Interesting that the scholar-king kept such a basement… perhaps my old self had some interesting side hobbies, hm?”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

“Thank you.” Gatling politely responded, giving the king a bow of respect. Snipe did the same.

“Well, I’m excited to see the damage. How about you, Gat?” Someone seemed giddy.

“Yeah, me too.” Gatling wasn’t as enthusiastic. He definitely wasn’t a complete sadist like his friend. Only a little sadistic, just a little bit.

The two of them ventured behind the throne to lift the trap door, then descended the steps...

There he was. The master knight, chained up, broken fingers and various types of fluids dried to his short fur. Meta was completely unconscious, yet his breaths were shallow.

“What a mess.” said the shorter knight.

Sniper was first to approach, studying every broken part of his superior’s body. “No, this is fucking amassssing” His grin twisted, that reptile split-tongue flicking out his mouth. “Imagine all the ways we can break him into pieces, glue him back together and watch him beg for mersssy when I-” In the midst of his fantasy, Sniper Knight stopped himself. “Ah, I shouldn’t ramble.”

[dededeadly]

dark-lorb-meta-knight:

Snipe couldn’t help but to snicker at the quarreling waddle dees. Finally turning away, he and Gatling followed the pink dee to Dedede’s throne room.

“I think this castle is more goth than me.” Gatling commented, smirking under his helmet.

The young men finally entered the room and approached their king. Respectfully, they both removed their helms and took a knee.

“Oh, we already know he’s here.” Gatling began.

“There’s something else we came for.” Snipe chimed in, standing up again to state his case. “You see, Sir’s stupidity has always been getting him into trouble.” The purple knight crossed his arms before continuing. “We want your help to set him straight. To destroy him from the inside out to the point where he learns his place and wises up. Under our guidanccce,” the reptilian hissed, “I’m sure he will become useful to the world, but more importantly, useful to us three.”

“I would not venture so far as to call him stupid. You see, the stupid do not learn. They will not learn, and they refuse to learn. He is… uneducated. Rash. His temper gets the best of him instead of him learning to master his temper.”

A cruel grin stretched his face at their proposal.

“You want to break him? You want to break his mind? Remold it? Well, grah hah, you are talking to the right king. I break things. Not just physically, but mentally… of course, there is the little problem of making sure what you break can be put back together.”

Fingers drummed on the armrest of his throne.

“Now, I assume you two are going to short-change me at some point. Because that is just what we mirror denizens do. I will tell you right now that I am aware of it, and if you try anything especially overt, I will break you over my knee and eat the pieces that come off and you will never be whole again. Understood?”

[dark-lorb-meta-knight]

Gatling was quite intimidated by that statement, knowing Dedede always delivered his vengeance. Snipe, however, remained calm.

"I thought you'd say something like that. But have no worries, your help is so invaluable, so we would never risk tricking you." Sniper assured. "In other words, we understand completely."

"If I may interrupt," Gatling spoke out, stepping forward. "I think we should go see our master." He turned to his friend. "Just to evaluate his condition and see where we can go from there."