If you touch any of King Dedede and Meta Knight's one million adopted children, Daroach will kill you too.
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If you touch any of King Dedede and Meta Knight's one million adopted children, Daroach will kill you too.
My beloved divorce crackship, Dederoach
taking that one line of daroachs from mass attack a mile huh, i respect that so much you dont even know
this ship is sooo fucking funny. theyd have so much angry romantic tension. i mean, if romance is the endgame
i was struggling to think of an actual relationship with them because the only thing in my mind is them being mad and petty at each other but i just realized you already specified Divorce in your ask and you know what. that bumps up this ship from neutral to im so for it. divorce Real. daroach says "hi honeybuns" ironically after theyve broken up and dedede flies into a comical rage. then dedede purposely scatters shitty treasure around his castle knowing daroach will steal it and be pissed off when he finds out its junk. they should make each other worse xoxo