Sometimes, when I do a pooh, it stings. Sometimes, when I do a pooh and it stings, there are wee specks of blood on the toilet paper and I think about the pooh going into my bloodstream. Also, sometimes I feel like there is a sword going into by bottom but only sometimes. And to top this off, once a psychic specifically asked me if I'd had trouble with my anus recently. I was like "No, that's gross, as if you'd ask me that", and I would be equally embarrassed to broach the topic with my GP. Help
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