Deedge Meme 4
Sentence starters born from the mouth of deedge_live on Twitch
“It’s progress. Even though it doesn’t look like it, or feel like it, or resemble it. In my mind, it is.”
“We’re back to the pelvic thrusting.”
“She’ll go for hours if you let her.”
“Now I’m crying in the pool.”
“What if I purposefully injure people… to make money healing them?”
“Fuck [name], honestly. I’m team enemy.”
“Look at us, man. Now we’re just sad and depressed in a pool.”
“Where’s my little thingy?”
“You wanna come listen to me eat pickles?”
“Did y’all just see about five loose articles of trash ascend to the heavens?”
“Don’t get mad, get good.”
“Guess some cool slides and a can-do attitude just isn’t enough anymore.”
“You got heart problems? We’re about to find out together.”
“If all goes according to plan, we’re going to need a lot of med kits.”
“Alright! Let’s get moist.”
“How many perverts is that a day?”
“I’m gonna be honest, this thing hasn’t hurt as many people as I hoped it would.”
“I didn’t think it had teeth like that. That wasn’t in any of the movies!”
“Can I take care of that dead body? ‘Cause I totally don’t mind sweeping that under the rug.”
“Check out how amazing the ducks are looking.”
“Let’s rephrase that for legal purposes.”
“Nope. It’s just gonna wear my skin, apparently. Great. Let’s proceed.”
“This thing is pulsing for action.”
“People are shittin’ everywhere and that is an actual problem.”
“We will get better trees.”
“We gotta save at least two people.”
“Get back in there and suffer like the rest of us.”
“The pain of never knowing, of ‘what if’, is worse than failure.”
“If you’re the problem, you’re also the solution.”
“You wanna come inside and open up my treasure chest?”