More sentences taken from watching Deedge_live on Twitch.
“Hey, if I turn around, is there gonna be a decaying woman in my face?”
“My strategy there was to scare the monster so that I wouldn’t be scared.”
“Alrighty. I found a door, and… some eyes. Allllrighty.”
“‘Warning: Risk of death. If you enter, your death will be your responsibility.’ Alright well… that’s never stopped me before.”
“Can I leave? No, the door’s locked behind me. Of course it did.”
“I’m going to get hopelessly lost in this death pit.”
“Why am I hearing rumbles?”
“I took this job because it was either this or not affording food and sleeping outside. You understand?”
“I just discovered I can jump. But I cannot jump through that, so. That is neat.”
“Alrighty. Well! I’m going back. …Oh. I can’t. That’s so lovely. I’m trapped.”
“I think that’s perma-dead and not going anywhere.”
“Oh, great! Sure. Why not disturb this tomb? The ghost or whatever that’s haunting me, it’ll love that.”
“Oh, come on. That’s a little dramatic. Her husband’s been dead for like two millennium. It’s not really a surprise.”
“Isn’t that like a motif when it comes to tombs? Traps and putting stuff places?”
“What’s this? Oh. Dropped it. We don’t get to know.”
“‘Don’t die’? Like that. That’s a great idea. Any other ideas, guys? ‘Keep living’? Now that– that’s bold. Innovative. Excellent work.”
“I’m going to leave that emotional door closed for now and venture forth.”
“I quite enjoyed this even though I’m terrified at all times.”
“Lovely altar we have here. Have a look at this!”
“I don’t want anything to do with whatever this is.”
“I’m taking its stuff? Why am I taking its stuff? Why would I do that? It’s going to tear me apart!”
“Hey, I know you were buried with this but I’m gonna just take it real quick. I need it for a door or something.”
“Lot of dead people here. Didn’t think there’d be this many dead people buried in one place. Thought there was like a capacity thing.”
“I hope to god this is a letter about how to beat these things. … It is not. It is ancient hieroglyphics.”
“What’s that say? ‘The divine vengeance will be swift and merciless’? Ah, fuck.”
“I am so lost again. But to be fair, this is a maze and I guess that’s kind of the point.”
“We are in a maze with this thing, and it’s upset.”
“Context clues would indicate that I have to use these pillars in some way.”
“This is a leap of faith. Watch this. … Okay. So that didn’t go well.”
“Bro if I was in this society and these fucking people asked me to build this fuckass obstacle course I would stab them. I would literally lead the revolt.”
“If anyone asks, we got that on the first try.”
“What a fun way to distract us from our impending doom. I really appreciate that.”
“We’re rewarded with a dark and dusty hallway.”
“Admittedly maybe not the smartest to walk towards something screaming to get out. But I was curious, so.”
“It’s an honor to finally meet. Thanks for the uh, notes and such.”
“Okay, idea: what if when they’re finally reunited here in the afterlife, they’re so happy to see each other again they put aside their differences and let us go?”
“I’m like an undead matchmaker.”
“Okay. We could open the door. We have the key for it. Or I could just leave with my fucking life. See my family again.”
“Hold up, I’m having a brain blast.”
“There’s no way this is the way out. This is a lie.”
“What happens if you wake him up politely? Is that an option?”
“We’ve checked it out. We’ve experienced it all. Time to go.”
“That’s a removed appendix? Hold up. Why do you know what a removed appendix looks like?”
“Looks like you just put balls in a bucket. Is that it? Is that correct?”
“Whoever collects the most butterflies wins.”
“I honestly got a little distracted when I spilled coffee everywhere. That’s on me. Just like the coffee.”
“To victory! To undeath! And, most importantly: to cows!”
“We’ve done this before, but not with cows.”
“Think of it like this: chafing is a sign of life. Can’t chafe when you’re dead. So in a way you’ve got some thanks to give.”
“Okay. We got a bear behind us, but I think it’s fine. Distance wise.”
“Don’t feel that fear. Just ignore it and turn that brain receptor off.”
“Stay taut. Stay focused. Feel the cobblestone beneath your feet.”
“Just left foot, right foot. That’s all it takes.”
“We will die – well, a couple of us. But the most important thing is knowing that the group will survive. Hopefully.”
“[Name] is dead. Dead and gone. Not in our hearts. But physically? They are deceased.”
“Take what I say with an extreme grain of salt. My navigation skills are terrible.”
“There’s a big ass hole in there. I almost died.”
“Don’t let up. Don’t hesitate. Don’t stop.”
“I think it’s busy mauling somebody else, so let’s not worry about it.”
“This is the final stretch. Well, not really. But this is the final stretch before the final stretch.”
“What the fuck was that, buddy? Why’d you shoot an arrow at that?”
“I need everyone to promise me to not freak out.”
“Did anyone make it? Did ANYONE make it?”
“We’re just running towards other types of death.”
“Look at all the ghosts!”
