Dazai-kun~ Theres a special on strawberry shortcakes down at the bakery, will you go get me some?
Usually, Dazai would ignore people’s phone calls. Actually, he wouldn’t bother to list their names on his phone as well because typically phone calls meant someone was blackmailing him, threatening him, or just simply yelling at him to do work, and he didn’t care for either of them. One would ask why he even bothered to keep a phone, but it was simply out of obligation and a “must” for government work, so from the beginning he was pretty much screwed with receiving these types of calls.
“Ahhh~ Naomi-san!” He smiled through his teeth. “Strawberry shortcakes? At this hour?” He tried desperately to somehow dissuade her from making him do more work...even though...he wasn’t doing anything in particular. “But, ahh, I’m kind of busy right now!” Not really.