Hello. Hi. Greetings.
I would like to happily report to you that after 15 hours sleep, excessive water, breakfast at 4pm, magnesium, and a black tea, the migraine is gone.
I don't want to talk about her behind her back like that because I know she just literally exited my body but we fucking hated her and I am so glad my neurotransmitters voted her out of the house.
I do want to address all of the important topics you are probably all wondering about this juicy health scandal:
1) Did I eat Pizza hut for dinner? Yes.
2) Did I order a hand tossed and receive deep dish? Yes.
3) Did I spend the entire night gagging and trying to throw up? Also yes.
4) Will I be using my hard earned american dollars on pizza hut again, post betrayal? Absolutely not.
Thank you. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson today.