“So, a few days ago, after another show, this guy walks up to me. Tells me his name is Paul, he’s a big fan etcetera etcetera and I tell him, ‘man these are hot summer days I can really use a big fan’ and then when I was about to apologise for quite probably making the worst joke in history of jokes, he starts to laugh like real loud, that’s how I know he’s a real one. He truly was and then we continued to speak. One topic led to another and suddenly I find myself asking what job he does for a living and he very casually says ‘I’m a hypnotist’ then I go like ‘woooah, isn’t that fake or something’ before realizing within a second that I’m standing there and calling someone’s work field fake, shame on me, honestly.
Paul wasn’t offended in the slightest though, like I said, he’s a real one, he even laughed and told me he could prove me wrong. Well, I would be lying if said I wasn’t a little bit curious about the thing, in the end I ended up agreeing to be put under or whatever hypnotists call the process and then he whips out a spiral out of nowhere and within seconds...
...I’m mindless, just like that! Can you believe it? The mind that works so hard everyday to come up with fresh and funny material you see was empty, and by empty I mean totally empty, empty as a canvas craving to be filled with something and oh Paul, oh he did fill me with lots of new truths.
I learned that my true purpose in life was to serve him and be his submissive little slave, for once. Don’t act so surprised, folks! If you are kind enough to stare at the spirals just behind me, you’ll realise it’s your truths too! Yes, those are that kind of spirals he used to wash my poor little brain to suit his tastes! Just keep staring, let your minds become empty and let me finish my stand-up! I swear it’s funny...but I doubt you’ll be able to laugh once your brains are turned to mush...
...so he continues to indoctrinate me and oh god, with every truth he puts into my mind I swear I became hornier and hornier and hornier until I cannot function without his glorious cock inside of me. As he continues to fuck me, he continues to reprogram me and after I came, I knew that I have been rewritten to become the perfect slave for him.
So, that’s all, folks. I’m here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress and if you’re an attractive female, stay here so Master Paul can indoctrinate you all.”
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