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Buck's literally insane, genuinely so unwell

#WBTR is so fucking funny #hey wait no i know im crayzeee but hang on I will be more crazy about it as well #and then we got to moonbeam dkgjflkgjhklfgjhkljf #deeply unwell #join me for my would gay sex fix buck red talk (spoilers the answer is no but he should try anyway)#it would make him worse

he is so happy.

#look at him #i am unwell #deeply unwell #impulsesv #hermitcraft charity event #hermitcraft charity stream

really really want a plain usb necklace and then on the usb it's just pounds and pounds of salacious blackmail material of the wearer. like you can never forget the power i hold over you, the ways i've debased you. if you ever act up i can just reach over and show everybody the extent of it. making you take off your necklace and show everyone exactly what's on it. passwords, intricate file organization. immaculate.

#nsft #deeply unwell

have i ever talked about iago main verse dying on here before? I forgot that yall havent read The Ancient Texts (the og bhaaltwins googoo doc)

anyway iago is for sure absolutely the one who is taken by Orin in act iii. like duhhhh. its personal. but iago makes the mistake of saying something stupid like "I would rather die than go back there" and so they absolutely do. orin gets a little too durged out in the kidnapping and iago dies in the fight. this happens at gortash's totally 100% canon coronation ball that we all remember right (right?? everyone nod with me now. pretend that act iii is good okay)

its really,, such a pathetic death. they die under the threat that if they make a scene, whoever comes to save them will die too. theyre shoved into an armoire so orin come get their dead ass corpse later on and drag them back to the bhaal temple. dying has been their biggest fear and the number one thing they've been destined for their whole life. and when theyre finally killed, its an accident and they are alone and they bleed out in a piece of furniture. sucks. its like,, disappointing. they couldnt even DIE the right way.

orin revives them back at the bhaal temple so that the bhaalspawn fight is still on, she has her bait, and the ritual can go on as planned. the game proceeds from here with iago, alive again, strapped to that altar when you go to get the netherstone. puck dies, puck comes back, bhaal no longer has them, act iii resumes, happy ending.

and then they just DDONT SAY ANYTHING. they just keep that to themselves. something really wrong with this gu y

#IAGO. WDYM YOU DIED?#“it wasn't important information at the time”#deeply unwell #iago having an unexplained newfound irrational fear of armoires and expects to just keep that to themselves foreverrrnfjdjn????#i dont mean to brush over puck death btw thats ALSO horrific but this is about The Armoire you understand #.. ࣪･｡ ִֶָ ๋꒷꒦｡ where your nightmares end… WILLARD BEGINS! ݁˖ ๋꒷ headcanons｡

do people actually have normal conversations about hudson williams? because my friend and i just talk about how we want to make him our malewife and feed him ginger ale like a couple of psychopaths and it's entirely his fault

#hudson williams #deeply unwell #me #not him

Tag yourself I’m the seventh hamburger. I am the loon in the darkness. I am the twenty year retirement scheme concocted in an anxiety spiral at 4am. In addition to this, I am the pound of parmesan cheese on the pasta, the cigarette at sunrise, the name of the last person who loved you, and the long drive home.

#but most importantly i am #deeply unwell #heated rivalry #I’m not kidding I am cellularly a different person now #oh fuck canada (horny)