#deere au

[rebuke-me]

while were on the topic, deere is so spideypool coded. jake is the one who's good at a little bit of everything, a bit of an asshole and an intense flirt, tried to be a good guy and it backfired a little so he's just doing his own thing, has intense abandonment issues and doesn't like getting close to people. jeremys the tired college kid who's just trying to get through life, has a hero complex, just kind of needs a nap, is a sarcastic little shit when he needs to be, and overall is just a fucking nerd

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Be More Chill Dark Enough Pt. 1, Love?

Jake loved Jeremy. He had since sophomore year and he ended up lab partners with the dork that had curly brown hair. He was nice, constantly giving him huge toothy smiles and listening to everything he said even though he knew Jeremy didn't care about sports. He saw Jeremy hang out with Michael all the time and despite knowing he couldn't be caught dead with a nerd like him Jake still wondered what it would be like to be his friend.

Much to Jake's surprise in Junior year Jeremy had become popular almost overnight. He was friends with Rich, dating Brooke and in the play with him too. And when they talked it was still the same dorky kid from sophomore year only there was something...off about him. He thought Jeremy probably wasn't used to handshakes but he always flinched when Jake got to close to him. He'd be in mid-sentence then suddenly stop talking as he backed away. Jake tried asking him about it but Jeremy never answered, instead bushing it off and changing the topic.

It was only after the night of the play did Jake find out that it was because of the SQUIP. The SQUIP made Jeremy popular and act different so that he could try to get with Christine. Even after months of hanging out with Jeremy, SQUIP-free, there had been something off about to the previously happy nerd Jake developed a friendship/kind of crush on. He still smiled all the time and was nice to everyone but there was something different now. But Jake always figured it was nothing, Jeremy was just getting used to not having a SQUIP again like Rich who was already acting like his normal self again.

It was human anatomy now and Jake was staring ahead at the empty desk where Jeremy usually sat wondering where the other boy was. He couldn't focus on anything the teacher was saying when the sound of the intercom made everyone's heads turn.

"Will Jake Dillinger report to the main office?"

[rebuke-me]

not to be a history gay, but deere au where jeremy gets drafted for the war since he is a young and eligible man, and jake owns a speakeasy and is left wondering whether or not his boyfriend will come back alive

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Be More Chill Deere AU, Coming Clean

"Hey Michael..." The teen looked up from the TV screen as their game was paused to see Jeremy nervously biting his finger nails. "Can I ask you question?"

"Ugh sure, why not?"

"You're gay."

"Yeah, why?"

"Well...you know I like girls right?"

"No really? I couldn't tell I mean it's not like you learned the flute in seventh grade to try and get close to Gina Hildeman only to rejected so badly you spent the last week of school at home "sick"."

"Ow, don't remind me..."

"Yeah I know you like girls."

"Well...let's just say, hypothetically there's this guy. And while you don't usually like guys for some reason you get excited whenever you see him and-"

"You have a guy crush?" Jeremy's face flushed red as he reluctantly nodded unable to look Michael in the eye. "Oh my God, really? Who is it? Is it somebody we know?"

"You could say that. We know, of him."

"Ooooo, tell me!"

"I can't-"

"Tell me or a certain dolphin picture I have will start spreading around social media ruining any chance you might have had with said hypothetical guy."

"You wouldn't!"

"Oh I would, now tell me or everyone will get an eyeful or thirteen years old Jeremy in a dolphin suit."

"Okay, fine! It's...jake dillinger..." The name came out mumbled as Michael leaned in closer.

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

"I said it was...Jake Dillinger...." Michael paused as Jeremy said that before bursting into laughter. "What's so funny?!"

"Oh my God, that was a good one. Jake...Dillinger...oh my God. Jeremy, you're funny."

"I'm serious!" Michael paused mid-laughter as his best friend said that, a confused look decorating his face.

"Wait. You're not joking?"

"No! I like Jake Dillinger and I need your help!" Michael was looking Jeremy straight in the face as the brunette said this frustrated.

"Okay, well you have come to the right man my dude."

"So you'll help me?"

"Of course, now: what's your budget?"

"Ugh, six hundred if we use my Bar Mitzvah money?"

"We can work with that."