#deethejester

[inokabe-sanctuary]

I have arrived for the Vector Kinkameleon!!!

Also congrats to @misslunarblue , @the-amazeeng-idiot , and @frogandbird for getting the Amy, Blaze, and Charmy Kinkameleons respectively!!!(wow Frog, you have a lot of bee critters now!!!)

I think I shall name him ✨⭐️MONTY⭐️✨ after another famous Crocodilian with snazzy sunglasses!!!

Here he is comforting Corey, who’s still recovering from the fire that took the original ranch. (Idk if you can tell, but she has bandages on her arms because she helped Calypso lift burning rubble to free trapped critters, so her hands/arms were burned)

Adopted! Monty will be there to help rebuild the ranch bigger and better, and cuddle with any human or critter who needs it!

[palfrey-adoption-corral]

I have arrived for a PALFREY!!!

Specifically the Doe!!! I think Im gonna name her ✨🖤ONYX🖤✨

BEST OF LUCK FOR EVERYONE TRYING FOR THESE BEAUTIES!!!!

(You can show this even if I don’t get her btw!!!)

Congratulations. You have adopted Onyx.

She looks so cute in your style!

[the-pond-of-uminus]

I have arrived for the Egg Event!!!

And, since Pride Month is just around the corner, I decided to base the egg off of the Polyamorous Flag, since I am Poly myself!!!

Here’s the egg!!!

And here’s Aster caring for the egg!!!

Happy pride month!!! Here is your new child, I Hope you like em!!!

Let me know what you name them and what gender/pronouns they are assigned :3

[shadymutantmerchant]

Hello! I’ve come to take a look at your LOVELY collection of muta-I mean, Novelty Pets!

I’ve taken a liking to Silverfish #2!!!

She really seems to like cheese, doesn’t she? I think I’ll name her ✨🧀MOUSE🧀✨

(She also reminds me of a Mouser from TMNT 2012, so I think her name fits!!!)

And, for your payment, I offer you this Rainbow Unicorn Squishmallow!!!

I truly hope that you like my offer, cuz I REALLY like your little critters!!!

"The purchase has been made! Mouse is yours to take home."

Oh, that's adorable. I love her munching!

Fun fact. I was trying to think what Silverfish were cross-mutated with and decided on rats. Hence the cheese. So I love the name! Suiting on multiple levels.

I'm glad you like my critters! That's good to hear. :)

[palfrey-adoption-corral]

So happy to see two of my favorite ungulates combined as a creature that I can eventually adopt!!! Also, Oakley is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Aww, thank you so much :)

I love horses and deer too, so it was a lot of fun designing the Palfreys.

[star-lake-rescue]

I have arrived for a Nile!!!

Specifically this cutie!!! I have offered her a pink pearl earring and the name ✨🫧BUBBLES🫧✨

As for her bio:

Name: Bubbles

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Swimming, Collecting Sea Garbage and making it into art, playing with other aquatic creatures

Dislikes: Bitter-tasting food, extremely hot days

Reason for adoption: Owner simply wanted to care for her, after feeling a strong pet-owner connection to her

Offering: a pink pearl earring

BEST OF LUCK FOR EVERYONE TRYING FOR ONE OF THESE ABSOLUTE CUTIES!!!

(You can show this even if I don’t get her btw!!!)

She looks gorgeous in your style! Adopted!

[shadymutantmerchant]

(I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE UNICORN CURRENCY!!! Please forgive me T^T)

Hi! I’ve come to ask for one of your LOVELY muta-I mean, Novelty Pets! Specifically #5!!!

I shall name him ✨🌊PEBBLES🌊✨

I offer you this Unicorn Squishmallow to you for him!!!

(Sorry for the repeated asks btw. I’m very new to your page and sometimes I forget what the other adopt rules are. I promise that I’ll remember next time!!!)

You're forgiven! I don't mind at all. Glad you updated it with a new ask, because I was stressing a bit about what to do. Don't worry too much about it. I want this to be minimal stress. Love the way you drew him, and the additional squishmallow as payment is fun!

(The page itself is also very new, so I don't blame you at all.)