Feb 19, 2018
Rumor has it that Rapunzel is knocked up. Was it you?
TMI TUESDAY || Late Response
“Rapunzel is not knocked up, so get that rumor out of your mind. It’s false, it’s wrong. And it’s definitely not true.”
“Second! Even if it was true, then it wouldn’t be me. I wouldn’t just do anything to her that could hurt her. I respect her and I don’t want to hurt her. I, uh. I respect her as my friend and I want to cherish her. So no, I wouldn’t just knock her up.”
“But since it’s not true, then you need to get this stupid rumor out of your mind. It’s over. It’s done. And she’s not pregnant.”