The Law Revue girls would like to define those supposedly "blurred lines." Enjoy our parody of Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. Lyrics below.
Vocals: Zoe Ellwood, Olivia Lubbock, Adelaide Dunn
Lyrics: Adelaide Dunn
Production: Milon Tesiram, Chillbox Creative
Audio engineering: Rich Bryan
Every bigot shut up x 2
Hey hey hey x 3
Boy youâd better quit all your sexist ways,Â
So hear our manifesto of the modern age.
Itâs time to undermine
The masculine confinesÂ
âCause we donât wanna grindÂ
Gri-ii-iind.
You think that youâre so slick,Â
Let me emasculate ya!
Because your precious dick
Canât beat my vibrator.Â
Weâre feelinâ the frustration
From all the exploitationÂ
Prepare for your castration.
So we can fuck this manâs world
With all its bullshit.Â
Girls donât deserve it
And thatâs why we quit.Â
We ainât good girls.
We are scholastic,
Smart and sarcastic,Â
Not fucking plastic.Â
Listen mankind!
If you wanna get nasty,
Just donât harass me.
You canât just grab me,
Thatâs a sex crime!
Yeah we donât want it.
Itâs chauvinistic.
Youâre such a bigot!
What you see on tv
Doesnât speak equality,
Itâs straight up misogyny.
Donât want you to come on my face!
You think youâre hunky
Hey hey hey
You wanna hug me?
Hey hey heyÂ
Donât you mean fuck me?
One thing I ask of you,
Donât assume that we all just wanna screw.
Gotta respect me for me to be your boo.
We donât want no scrubs, no we donât approve.Â
Need a universal role reversal,
In real life not a dress rehearsal.Â
Gotta resist all the gender roles,
Time to put misogyny on parole.
Put exploitation on probation,
Time for you to witness our liberation.
Thereâs more to life than penetration
And sexual discrimination.
So tonight
We ignite
Our civil rights.Â
Resist chauvinism,
Win the fight,
âCause youâre livin large just like a montage
Of you and your friends actinâ out Entourage.Â
But we ainât whores to do your household chores,Â
To make you a sandwich when weâre on all fours.Â
From history to herstory,Â
Know you got some opinions that we donât agree.
Need to call my sister Joan of A-R-C,
Bake a feminist cake, Antoinette Marie.
Yeah, guys, we got spies,Â
Know all you wanna do is fertiliseÂ
But avert your eyes from my thighs.
Never tell a bitch she gotta drop a size.
You wanna box gap?
Show me your six-pack.
You wanna landing strip?Â
Youâd better get ripped.
I apologise if you think my lines are crass
Tell me how it feels, to get verbally harassed?
So we can fuck this manâs world
With all its bullshit.Â
Girls donât deserve it
And thatâs why we quit.Â
We ainât good girls.
We are scholastic,
Smart and sarcastic,Â
Not fucking plastic.Â
Listen mankind!
If you wanna get nasty,
Just donât harass me.
You canât just grab me,
Thatâs a sex crime!
Yeah we donât want it.
Itâs chauvinistic.
Youâre such a bigot!