I was role-playing with a friend and one of the characters was worried about his GF and it went like this
[Me] G3: Ah Samuel, she doesn't answer! Something's wrong, I tell you!
[Her] Sam: Oh, calm down, she's probably at work! *smiles*
[Me] G3: I don't know, dude. She never misses a call.
[Her] Sam: Come on... *leans close to G3* You've got me... *kisses him*
AND THEN SHE SENT ME "HAHAHA SORRY I HAD TO DO IT WAIT WAIT I FIX IT
~TAKE 2~"
[Her] Sam: She'll be fine, trust me!
And now I don't know what to do because now I think they're a cute couple

















