+ drugstoreromeo, hothousee, deftlyquiet, delsebby
The first thing she notices (and really, it's even a miracle that she can notice anything other than her head throbbing) is that she's not supposed to be there. Wherever 'there' is. Plus, something smells funny, and — hold on, who the fuck's that? "——Who the fuck are you?" Ladies and Gentlemen, April Holmes, reshaping politeness since 1988.














