#degrassi incorrect quotes

[autistichollyj]

alex: ok well if you're not gay why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and calling me your girlfriend

paige: oh my g- hun, it's SATIRE, oh my GOD

alex: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS-

[superhizzie]

marco, barging into the living room: SIX MONTHS!!!!!!

ellie: what is he talking about?

paige: i'm sure it's nothing-

marco: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT-

[autistichollyj]

caitlin: kathleen mead is the worst. and that's not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to her face.

kathleen: i need your help.

caitlin: you're the worst. *slams door in kathleen's face*