#deitykeith

[kitty-bandit]

//excited noises/ maRIAn crOSs FAnfIC??????????? im very much looking forward to that huehehe, hope youre enjoying the wine and have a nice evening!! (or day? pff timezones)

Yesssss! (╯✧∇✧)╯

I’m working on a Cross x Miranda x Tyki fic that I started last year. I’m determined to finish it for this year’s rarepair week. (I also wrote a Tyki x Cross fic for it, but it’s in serious need of some editing.)

And I am very much enjoying the wine. >:3c

[lordpipimi]

P E N I S F U C K

why are you like this idfk what to answer to these 

[sapphicvevo]

miLKSHAKES WITHOUT MILK SHOULD BE ILLEGAL IM??;?? ,but.. consider.. ,milkshakes for new leader of voltron please,, just as a sub while shiro is out there taking a paid vacation

I DRINK MILKSHAKES WITH MILK I JUST WILL CONTINUE TO HATE MILK WHILE IM ON THE TOILET DYIN…. an oreo milkshake for new black paladin is approved by me we dont need any other new black paladins until shiro comes back

[sapphicvevo]

im lactose intolerant but u have to pry my milkshakes out of my coLD DEAD HANDS i love milk pleASe

i lov milkshakes… hate milk.. I CAN DO BOTH THIS IS BI ERASURE

[sapphicvevo]

honestly same but miLKSHAKE IS WORTH IT ?!! and yes, oreo milkshake for black paladin and leader. it looks bad but they can do this and they probably gotta stop pidge from drinking the milkshake every second minute bcos.... sugar? energy rush? fuk ya

YES. pidge keith allura and lance have really bad sweet tooths and everyone can FIGHT ME ON THIS. pidge gets the sugar rush the worst tho because shes so tiny and eats so much 😭

[lordpipimi]

Do what though??? I just changed it The other Day but Its The satisfied one kdkfkfj If you wanna send me money go ahead pls @deitykeith

[gendice]

iwaizumi pines A Lot but much more subtle but Everyone on the team Knows except for oblivious oiks whos too busy pining to see it so idk id vote both!!

OKAY hear me out: they’re both pining (dumbasses) but they deal with it in very different ways.

Iwaizumi:

iwaizumi hates seeing oikawa with all his fangirls and the way oikawa acts all flirty and suave with them and 24/7 he’s like “god i wish that were me” 

but because iwaizmi’s selfless Like That and also bc he probably thinks oikawa is straight and that he’ll never have a chance he doesn’t try to get in the way; he just wants his best friend to be happy so he just pines and Suffers quietly

he still really hates it though, every time he see

sometimes it gets Too Much and he gets really frustrated so he tries to get rid of that by blowing off some steam and going to the gym to work out extra; lift a few more weights, punch a few punching bags here and there

(and oikawa sees him sometimes, arms exposed and sweaty, which leaves my poor boy very Hot and Bothered) 

Oikawa:

oikawa is also pining but he’s. Bad at romantic feelings so he has no fucking idea what to do when he realises that he likes his best friend in a very non-bro kinda way. he’s your token Disaster Bisexual

he’s emotionally constipated but he doesn’t want to let it slip and make things awkward between him and iwaizumi by accident so he tries to maintain his usual behaviour. and by that i mean he amps up his flirting

iwaizumi: “hey don’t overexert yourself”  oikawa: “you’re so caring iwa-chan. so domestic. you’d make a great husband you know”  iwaizumi, panicking internally: “haah????”

iwaizumi: “after practice wanna go get dinner at the new ramen place hanamaki discovered” oikawa: “sure but only if you’re paying” iwaizumi: “why can’t you pay for yourself idiot” oikawa (slapping himself mentally after it’s too late): “don’t you know if you invite someone on a date you have to be the one who pays?”

matsuhana at the side: “what did we do in our past lives that caused us to be cursed with the two biggest, most oblivious idiots as best friends”

oikawa also gets starts to become more touchy-feely than usual. it’s in his desperation to not make things awkward because completely shutting iwaizumi out and stopping all touches would be awkward and someone would be able to tell that something’s off, but oikawa only knows how to go big or go home. so there’s suddenly way more physical contact — high-fives, fist-bumps, hugs, bumping shoulders, playful slaps, you name it 

it’s just because he doesn’t want to make things awkward though, definitely not because he’s touch-starved and it’s iwaizumi

and iwaizumi, pining dumbass #1, is fucking horrified because he’s been trying to keep his crush under wraps but goddamn oikawa keeps testing his patience by fucking flirting with him like they’re in some sort of shoujo manga

basically what i’m trying to say is: mutual pining and mutual destruction

[lordpipimi]

uh uh !! questions no. 11, 24 and 33 !! (also note; i swooned and cried for 10 years after ur answer w x-files ;((( i miss u so much !!)

fuck why u ask the hard ones

11 Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had:idk i dont really think i have a dream that i would consider the best? i have had so called good dreams but more that calling them good dreams i would call the interesting lmao? like good or intriguing plot if you can call it that hahah, but lately i havent really been able to remember a lot of dreams :((

24 Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot:honestly idk, tbh i have a really hard time accepting and believing it when people say like good stuff about/to me. It just feels empty and fake so idk,,,, but there are people (like you) where i get really happy/emotional when you call me a friend.

33 Talk about what you do when you are sad:cry hahha, watch my favourite shows etc etc, basically i try to distract myself and pretend everything is fine :,)i miss you too man :,(((send me stuff to talk about