Oh God....oh God....what did I just do to myself? I think I am going to die. They say that college will lower your food standards...but what has it come to?
It's finals week, 10:30 pm. I haven't had dinner yet. Of course the dining hall would close at seven the Friday night before finals--you don't need to eat when you're studying, obviously.
I want something savory, and head over to the 24 shop. I could have dipped into my ramen supply, but no. I had to have something with MEAT in it. My stomach craved the blood of innocent animals. So I went to the heated box thing that you find at gas stations. All the way in the back, I saw this monstrosity. The Deli Express XXL Char Broiled Beef Patty with Cheese Sandwich. I had to have it. It had beef in it.
Against my better judgement and against all prevailing laws of sanity, I purchased the Deli Express XXL Char Broiled Beef Patty with Cheese Sandwich. At first bite, it wasn't too bad. Pretty comparable to the dining hall cheeseburgers. The beef patty had a nice thickness to it, and it had a very beef-like flavor. Not too shabby, I had to say.
But as I continued to eat, I started to think. And as I started to think, I started to fear for my bowels. I told myself that I was too young to die. But I finished the sandwich anyway. Then had an Oreo brownie.
This dish is bearable because
Is available at 10:30 on a Friday Night
This dish is the spawn of satan because
What other dish makes you want to die?
"Can't believe I just ate that entire thing" factor
